Request a MFM caption

[Duer 157099]

I can't think of one but I know there must be some good ones.

[LynneSin]

1. John Cornyn, the early years

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2. "I can't quit you."

[nolabear]

3. "I always heard these little devils had horny shells."

[Arugula Latte]

4. ...

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. I get this kinda CRAP alla time!!! Dammit, folks -- for the LAST time...

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... MFM/turtle sex is when two Daddy turtles and a Mommy turtle
have a Male/Female/Male threesome. Get it?!?!?!? M... F... M ?!?!?!?
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OK, OK... there was that ONE time... ... ... but MiddleFingerMom
was young and drunk and needed the money. And it just hasn't
happened again SINCE then.
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Darn it!!!
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(Call me.)
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And after all, without SOMETHING to spice up plain ol' vanilla turtlehumpin',
it's just plain boring and WAY too fucking... literally fucking time-consuming.
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Warning: link goes to hot turtle-on-turtle action.
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1121983/funny_turtle_sex_cartoon/
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[Duer 157099]

7. See that's what I love about you

It's never the predictable response/caption, it is always original and unexpected :thumbsup:

[mysuzuki2]

6. This obviously proves that the fundie repubs like Newt and Santorum were right.

if you allow gay marriage, people will want to mate with turtles!

[madinmaryland]

8. man-on-turtle Santorum, before he became interested in dogs??

[LynneSin]

12. John Cornyn was the Box Turtle fiend

Geez, get your 'republican comparisons of gay sex to beastiality animals' straight here dude!

[madinmaryland]

13. There is so much repub beastiality that I get them all confused!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

9. Is that the Senate Minority Leader McConnell's Dad?

Where did you find his family photo album?

[Duer 157099]

10. And now for the rest of the story

So this photo is apparently really controversial, but I'll bet none of us would have guessed the reason!

http://blog.sfgate.com/hawaii/2011/11/01/surfers-turtle-riding-photo-raises-more-controversy-than-awareness/

[HopeHoops]

11. "Brad was wrong. Closing my eyes DOES NOT make it feel like the real thing."