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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-11 08:43 PM
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New bar pick up line. "You are as tall as my wife." Thanks Herman.
:rofl:
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-11 08:48 PM
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1. i made it into your thread and back out, before laughing at this one.
cute.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-11 08:58 PM
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2. Oh shit! My wife is 4" taller than I am...
:scared:
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-11 09:20 PM
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3. Will it replace "Wanna see where the horse bit me?"
I sure hope not.
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amyrose2712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-11 09:29 PM
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4. OK call me stupid, but I think I'm missing the sexual innuendo
unless his wife is a little person?
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-11 09:34 PM
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5. Maybe you had to be there.....
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 12:20 PM
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6. He said she "comes" right up to his chin.
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amyrose2712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 12:29 PM
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7. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhh.
Call me jaded, but if I had a $1 for every sexual innuendo I have heard from men/women, I'd be the 1%. Is that the whole of the sexual harassment?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 12:46 PM
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8. You're not planning on getting laid anytime soon are you
Might want to become friendly with Mr. Hand
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