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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 04:44 PM
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Fill in the blank: Why can't I have a pet __________ ?
Why can't I have a pet pterodactyl?
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 04:45 PM
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1. Naked Mole Rat?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 04:52 PM
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2. You can!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 04:53 PM
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3. I just changed my mind....
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 04:54 PM
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4. Sorry, we have a strick no return policy.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 04:59 PM
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5. Why can't I have a pet Trible?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:02 PM
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6. Because!
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:03 PM
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7. How about if I spelled it correctly?
Tribble.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:04 PM
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8. Only if you promise to take care of it. Promise?
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:09 PM
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9. I got two-for-one. It will be ok, I promise
With sprinkles on top
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:12 PM
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10. Are they fixed? They better be fixed.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:16 PM
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12. I can't tell. Wait there's more!
Now I have eight!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:23 PM
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14. Hahahaha!
:rofl:
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:12 PM
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11. parrot
Oh wait, it's pinin' for the fjords.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:28 PM
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15. Classic!
:toast:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:20 PM
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13. Why can't I have a pet LynneSin? It sleeps in a small tollbooth!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:34 PM
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16. That's quite a commitment. You had better be absolutely sure that you are up to it.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:43 PM
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19. I hear they leave skid marks on the carpet if they aren't fed Olive Garden food.
:P
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:53 PM
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22. Dude, you are so cooked.
:rofl:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 06:07 PM
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24. You also have to be careful about them screaming in the Olive Garden while they are being
breastfed.

:hide:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 06:25 PM
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25. Bwahahahaha!
:rofl:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 07:59 PM
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26. I think I may be dead to someone!
:D
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 10:17 PM
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27. I think you're gonna wish you were dead.
:rofl:
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:37 PM
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17. Why can't I have a pet narwhal?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:42 PM
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18. FUCK YEAH!!!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:44 PM
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20. I don't know. They look kinda dangerous. You'll poke your eye out.
Edited on Tue Oct-25-11 05:44 PM by ohiosmith
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 05:51 PM
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21. -ing
I promise not to grab you back this time.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 06:07 PM
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23. Fool me once........
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 10:36 PM
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28. Why can't I have a pet-roleum monopoly?
I'd fix those Koch brothers.
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 11:03 PM
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29. Alex Skarsgaard. I would hug him and pet him and call him George.
Or Baby, Baby all night long...
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 11:27 PM
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30. Alien
I promise to love it and feed it and call it Jim!
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Grantuspeace Donating Member (111 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-11 11:38 PM
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31. Mogwai?
I wouldn't have to bathe it.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-11 08:04 AM
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32. Tarsier.
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-11 09:13 AM
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33. tardigrade (aka Water Bear)?


http://www.iwu.edu/~tardisdp/tardigrade_facts.html
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