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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 07:25 PM Original message |
I need some real groaners - I'm planning on making my own |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 07:27 PM Response to Original message |
1. Help! I'm trapped in a Christmas cracker factory!! |
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yankeepants (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
2. He was so bright his mom called him sonny |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
3. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? |
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yankeepants (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
4. Two toothless termites walk into a bar |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
5. What does a dog say goes on top of a house? |
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yankeepants (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
6. A Skeleton walks into a bar |
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yankeepants (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
7. what do you call a flly with no wings? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 08:15 PM Response to Original message |
8. What's brown and sticky? |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
9. looks like an excellent spot for some of those old Tom Swifties |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
10. "we don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here" says the bartender |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
11. "we don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here" says the bartender |
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dimbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-16-11 01:01 AM Response to Reply #11 |
19. To be completely fair, that neutrino has |
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liberaltrucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
12. Two lions are walking in the jungle |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 10:25 PM Response to Original message |
13. They were always pushing the envelope but in the end, it remained stationary. |
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murielm99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 11:42 PM Response to Original message |
14. Why did the fly fly? |
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IcyPeas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-15-11 11:51 PM Response to Original message |
15. what does a snowman eat for breakfast? |
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suninvited (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-16-11 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
16. How do you fix a broken tomato? |
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pacalo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-16-11 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
17. Here you go... |
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Staph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-16-11 12:13 AM Response to Original message |
18. My nephew's joke, composed at the age of six . . . |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-16-11 06:45 AM Response to Original message |
20. Many thanks! |
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