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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 05:57 AM Original message |
Ned some medical advice. STAT! |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 06:13 AM Response to Original message |
1. Appendix removal requires anesthesia so you should probably get a ride to work |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 10:30 AM Response to Reply #1 |
12. Strictly speaking, your subject line is not true |
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siligut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-13-11 09:15 AM Response to Reply #12 |
17. Wow, but he had to do it |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 06:21 AM Response to Original message |
2. Ice cream scoops are best for brain surgery. n/t |
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Vinca (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 06:26 AM Response to Original message |
3. Try a cherry pitter. Pop! There she goes. |
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LaurenG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 06:38 AM Response to Original message |
4. Unless you are proficient with salad tongs a hard twist with a gloved hand |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 06:41 AM Response to Original message |
5. Man up!!! Delay the appendectomy, sign up for 6 months of yoga classes and then... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 08:57 AM Response to Original message |
6. I would suggest putting a lobster into your pants and then sit on some butter. |
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Incitatus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
7. What the hell are you thinking? |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
8. Yes. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 09:35 AM Response to Original message |
9. Cork screw. And have some duct tape handy. |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
10. do it laproscopically with a church key and a crazy straw |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 10:23 AM Response to Original message |
11. who is Ned |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
13. Be a man. Gnaw it off yourself. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
14. That may not be an appendix. |
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IcyPeas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-12-11 07:37 PM Response to Original message |
15. highlight the appendix then press delete |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-13-11 09:02 AM Response to Original message |
16. In the Civil War they used to use whiskey for anesthesia. |
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grasswire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-13-11 11:47 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. a cowboy would bite on a bullet |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-13-11 12:36 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. He would bite the bullet AFTER taking a shock of redeye ... |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-13-11 09:16 PM Response to Original message |
20. First make sure you do it on a "table" of contents. |
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Gidney N Cloyd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-13-11 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
21. This has been up for over a day now. GodDAMMIT, where the hell is Ned? |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-13-11 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
22. If you're driving, use the ice cream scoop. |
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