YOU CAN NOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!!!!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[tblue]

1. I am sure God loves being told what to do.

:shrug:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. That's the stock response from fellow Christians when I don't get what I want...

..."He DID answer, and the answer was NO."

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. WAY too many religions endow their "gods" with all the egocentrism and behaviors...

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... of a two-year-old child.
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And many would defend... sometimes literally to the death... their
god's behaviors -- behaviors that they wouldn't tolerate for an
instant from that two-year-old.
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[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. It's like "Who Wants God To Be A Millionaire"...

...once God says "no," only a fukken HEATHEN would challenge his final answer.

I'm a Christian, but I've torn a few pages out of the "handbook" and used them for 2-ply. You're RIGHT...MY God is not a petulant little two year old child.

[rurallib]

5. slight correction - they defend their god to your death preferably

[Supply Side Jesus]

6. Kick

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. am I going to hell because I laughed at this?

[undeterred]

8. I thought you were tombstoned.

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. the original op was post tombstoning.

replies bring it to the top of the forum.
And hopefully MFM can still SEE DU.

[astral]

9. I am confused as to the point of this thread.

Is it, you can't tell God what to do, or
There is no God?

I say just because God isn't what we want "Him" to be, doesn't mean "He" doesn't exist.

I do not know myself how to look at it because bad things happen to good people, good people die, good people suffer, and it doesn't seem to matter too much what you believe.

We can only see through our own eyes, and we don't see much.