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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.

They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?

No.

Well, it's really nice.

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