I haven't killed any braincells in nearly a month. I don't know how sober people do it.

[NightWatcher]

I've been on a ship for more than three weeks and that's three weeks without beer or alcohol.

I function a lot better when I've only got the three or four of them chasing each other around. Instead, my head's getting crowded and the voices are getting louder.
I couldn't get to sleep last night because I was wondering if I remembered to take the spark plug out and drain the gas out of the lawnmower and whether or not I'd be able to cut the dead limbs off the oak tree out back before the winds knock them down.....

When I get home, I'm so going to destroy those pompous bastards in my head. My wife's put two pint glasses in the freezer and picked up a sixer of Hopsecutioner IPA. Since I left home two brewpubs have opened and my fav place has THREE NEW BREWS ON TAP.

I feel sorry for you stone cold sobers, with your heads all filled with thoughts and internal dialogues.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear NightWatcher!

Yeah, I feel sorry for us stone cold sobers too, esp. when our thought-filled heads keep us awake at night!

Like mine is...

right now.

And tomorrow will be very busy, with a small window of opportunity for a nap...

*sigh*