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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-11 12:08 AM
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Ptah's secret to winning so many flower show competitions?... ... ... Viagra.
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Miracle-Gro, INDEED!!!!!
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-11 12:54 AM
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1. Betty White is Ptah's gardner?
Who knew? :P
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 03:39 PM
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2. Not true. They get bigger the old-fashioned way - - - I pull them
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 03:42 PM
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3. TMI !!!!! n/t
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 03:43 PM
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4. P.S. Welcome back!
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 03:47 PM
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 05:33 PM
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6. wondered how they could keep that big head - er - flower up.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 06:03 PM
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7. Note to self:
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Do NOT... I repeat... Do freaking NOT turn off the
content filter before Googling for "penis splint".
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Do not do it.
Do not do it.
Do not do it.
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I'm serious as... well... you know... ... ... ... a heart attack!!!
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Just say no.
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 06:10 PM
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8. YEAAAHHH!!! MFM! MFM MFM!
happy dance!
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-11 08:53 PM
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9. My mom used to put birth control pills in plants. Really she did.
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