Blood Suckers only. Post a pic of a Blood Sucker.

[ohiosmith]

[Rambis]

1. Philipp Degen

He is on 38,000 GBP a week at Liverpool and has never played 90 minutes ever!

[ohiosmith]

5. Hahahaha!

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[AsahinaKimi]

2. BloodRayne

[ohiosmith]

8. Excellent!

:thumbsup:

[meegbear]

3. EEEEEEEEK!

[ohiosmith]

11. Oh f*ck man!

[pokerfan]

17. graphic description warning

'Leeches!’ Teddy screamed, pulling two of them off his trembling thighs and throwing them just as far as he could. Dirty motherfuckin' bloodsuckers? His voice broke shrilly on the last word.

'OhGodOhGodOhGod!' Vern cried. He paddled across the pool and stumbled out.

I was still cold; the heat of the day had been suspended. I sept telling myself to catch hold. Not to get screaming. Not to be a pussy. I picked half a dozen off my arms and several more off my chest.

Chris turned his back to me. 'Gordie? Are there any more? Take 'em off if there are, please, Gordie!' There were more, five or six, running down his back like grotesque black buttons. I pulled their soft, boneless bodies off him. I brushed even more off my legs, then got Chris to do my back.

I was starting to relax a little ... and that was when I looked down at myself and saw the granddaddy of them all clinging to my testicles, its body swelled to four times its normal size. Its blackish-grey skin had gone a bruised purplish-red. That was when I began to lose control. Not outside, at least not in any big way, but inside, where it counts. I brushed its slick, glutinous body with the back of my hand. It held on. I tried to do it again and couldn't bring myself to actually touch it I turned to Chris, tried to speak, couldn't I pointed instead. His cheeks, already ashy, went whiter still.

'I can't get it off,' I said through numb lips. 'You ... can you...'

But he backed away, shaking his head, his mouth twisted 'I can't, Gordie,' he said, unable to take his eyes away. ‘I’m sorry but I can't No. Oh. No.' He turned away, bowed with one hand pressed to his midsection like the butler in a musical comedy, and was sick in a stand of juniper bushes. You got to hold onto yourself, I thought, looking at the leech that hung off me like a crazy beard. Its body was still visibly swelling. You got to hold onto yourself and get him. Be tough. It's the last one. The. Last. One. I reached down again and picked it off and it burst between my fingers. My own blood ran across my palm and inner wrist in a warm flood. I began to cry.

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[ohiosmith]

19. Great passage.

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[krispos42]

21. Is that from "Stand By Me"?

It is hauntingly familiar.

[pokerfan]

22. Sort of

The film Stand by Me was based on the novella The Body which was published in Different Seasons.



Some of my favorite Stephen King has nothing to do with the supernatural.

[krispos42]

23. Yeah, "The Body". That's what the story was called.

Man, I haven't read that in YEARS.


Hmmm... I wonder if I have that book around some place?

[KamaAina]

4. ACHTUNG! Contains extremely vile imagery.

[ohiosmith]

20. AHHHHH!

:scared:

[driver8]

28. Damn -- you beat me to it... n/t

[Arugula Latte]

6. Cute widdle vampire bat.

[Ahpook]

18. Cheney was already posted

:)

[geardaddy]

7. The Minnesota State Bird

[ohiosmith]

25. Is it true that in Minnesota the mosquitos have license plates?

:shrug:

[Skittles]

9. ewwwwwww

[madinmaryland]

10. Dammit! For that I am ordering up an ass-kicking for Skittles.

:grr:

[sakabatou]

12. OK

[ohiosmith]

29. Hahahaha!

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[seabeyond]

13. very creative thread. i am impressed. nt

[ohiosmith]

32. Shucks!

:blush:

[pintobean]

14. .

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. CAUTION: This image may steal away whatever remnants of childhood innocence that you have.

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[csziggy]

24. But that does not explain why he's green

Shouldn't he only suck blood from Vulcans and Orions?

[solara]

30. lol!

:rofl:

[solara]

31. lol!

:rofl:

[ohnoyoudidnt]

16. k

[geardaddy]

26. Here's another.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

27. NAFTA.