"I still have the body of an 18 year old,

[pepperbear]

but it's starting to stink up my car."

[JVS]

1. Nice!

[cemaphonic]

2. Do you also like your women like you like your Scotch?

12 years old and sweating?

[pepperbear]

3. yukkity yuk yuk. ;)

:rofl:

[NightWatcher]

5. I like my women like I like my coffee

Ground up and kept in the freezer for freshness.


Kidding, I love broads. My mom's a chic

[XemaSab]

8. Now I like my men like I like my coffee

Strong, black, and able to keep me up all night. :D

[Iggo]

14. Me, too.

Cold and bitter.

[XemaSab]

7. I prefer them

12 years old and mixed up with coke. :shrug:

[JVS]

10. It's 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

[NightWatcher]

4. There's nothing quite like the look on the face of a small child

when you take them out of the trunk and remove the duct tape

[EastTennesseeDem]

15. They say your wife loves you more than your dog does, but...

lock them both in a trunk, drive them around, open it up, and which one is happy to see you?

[krispos42]

6. Mine's taking up valuable space in my freezer...

:hi:


My doctor says I have the body of 50-year-old. Which is great, except that I'm 35.

[XemaSab]

9. Reminds me of a bad joke:

So the child molester and the little boy are walking through the scary woods at night.

The little boy says, "Gee, mister, it sure is scary in here."

"Tell me about it... and I have to walk back alone!"

[alphafemale]

11. I like my coffee like I like my favorite comics.

Black and bitter.

Oh and IBTL

[sarge43]

12. And the heart of a ten year old ... kept in a jar? mt

[Iggo]

13. 'I have the body of a 16 year old'

"Well give it back! You're gettin' it all wrinkled!"

(I miss Benny Hill).

[Danmel]

16. Me too

Unfortunately, it is in dog years.

[Philippine expat]

17. So give it back