"Erections Lasting More Than 4 Hours Require Immediate Medical Help"

[matcom]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Question BEGS!!!

WHAT help do you ask for if/when you go to the Emergency Room and tell the Doctor that YOUR ERECTION has lasted for more than 4 Hours??

:shrug:

Doc! My Peter won't Peter Out?

[mike_c]

1. two words

milking machine

It'll make your cheeks cave in....

[khashka]

2. What help would I ask for?

A prostitute. Unfortunately, my insurance company won't cover it :(

Khash.

[LTR]

3. Get me a nurse!

And she better be hot!

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Is this listed in the precautions for Viagra?

:hi:

[Nikia]

5. Really

So if that would happen to my husband should I start the car after 3 hours in case there is a wait at the emergency room or should I take advantage of it for another hour?

[matcom]

6. take advantage

you deserve it :D

[oneighty]

7. You say hey Mr/Ms Doctor.!

I am in trouble here. The doctor will be laughing as he/she withdraws trapped blood from the affected member, you will be in great pain. And you will curse the erection pill forever; especially if infected member gets really really sick turns black and falls off.

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[ScreamingMeemie]

8. That makes me really glad I'm a woman....

;)

[stellanoir]

9. I dunno. . .

but I don't really think this qualifies as pleasure. . .?

Coituds Interupus by an emergency room? Ughhhhh.

How sensual!

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. Exactly, that's why I'm glad I'm a woman...Nothing to turn black

and fall off. :hi:

[oneighty]

16. I know this to be true

Because Doctors Berman and Berman tell me so.

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[TrogL]

11. An emergency room doctor said

that his solution is to describe exactly what he is going to do relieve the pressure, including a fairly graphic description of blood all over the wall and the ceiling, the possibility of infection, impotence or bent-penis syndrom (I forget what it's called). Generally by the end of the description, the problem is solved.

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. ROFL....ouch.

:hi:

[Catshrink]

13. Friends may come...

Friends may come and friends may go
Friends can peter out, you know.
But we'll be friends through thick and thin -
Peter out or peter in.

[ldf]

14. Finally!!

the man can just lay there. hell, maybe even go to sleep. let the missus play ride'em cowboy.

it's about time.

}(

of course, this is just an observation, obviously.

[Ookie]

15. What.... they have to TELL you that?!?!?!

Jeez. I laughed out loud when I saw that ad!

[SOteric]

17. Not to worry....

You'll only feel a small prick.

[davsand]

18. Priapism IS a big deal!

All joking aside, it IS a big deal, and how they treat it is not much fun. I'm not able to go into much detail, but I heard an AMAZING story from a Doc about a young guy who took Viagra for the hell of it, did his cheerleader girlfriend, then ended up in perpetual erection hell.

They didn't have to drain the blood from the affected member, but they did end up shooting an anesthetic into specific nerve bundles located in the--(I am predicting all male members of DU will flinch in one second) base of the penis on either side just above the scrotum.

I am told it is quite painful and fairly humiliating to have some Doc handling your boy parts while they are in an aroused state. I am also told that from a Doc's perspective it is a serious medical issue, but they will most likely laugh at you later...

Just what little I know.

Laura

[NewHampshireDem]

19. I think they should change the ad ...

to this:

"Erections Lasting More Than 4 Hours Require Immediate PROFESSIONAL Help"

That way, your options are wide open. :evilgrin:

[camero]

20. That ad is full of it

It doesn't hurt to have one more than 4 hours. Can get boring though.

[m-jean03]

23. Have you read any Henry Miller?

That guy would write about waking up with an erection and walking around Paris with it all morning!:o

[camero]

25. No, I should though

I can see where he's coming from. :crazy:

[m-jean03]

27. Steel bodied hunk ALL OVER, huh?

:D

[camero]

28. Especially there.

:7

[Triple H]

21. I'd be embarrassed.

LMAO.

I don't think I've ever had one for that long...and I'm a relatively young male (22)!

[DS1]

22. Wow, a trip to the hospital so they can charge you 15,000 to

flash pictures of

[Deja Q]

24. I've been erect for nearly 32 years!

Being a biped capable of walking on my own two feet, leaving my arms free to do other things, fortunately, it'd make crawling rather difficult...

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

26. too much info, matcom

:D

[NightTrain]

29. I can just hear the doctor now.

"I understand your erection won't go down. So, what's the fuckin' PROBLEM?"

[Moderator]

30. Locking

Even if this is a legitimate medical problem, this whole discussion has become quite explicit and inappropriate.



DU moderator