New Lounge Admission Policies?

[ohiosmith]

Two Drink Minimum

[kentauros]

1. Two Zombies Later...

http://www.archive.org/details/csr001

[ohiosmith]

2. :

:toast:

[kentauros]

18. !!

[Seedersandleechers]

3. Freak dancing is not permitted

[ohiosmith]

4. That could cost us some clientele.

:rofl:

[kimi]

22. Humph.

I'm definitely out. :)

[ohiosmith]

24. Nothing has been finalized yet. I personally have no problem with freak dancing.

:rofl:

[geardaddy]

5. That better be Hendrick's

or at least gin and not vodka.

[ohiosmith]

6. Hendricks:

[geardaddy]

8. I knew I could count on you OS.

[Capn Sunshine]

45. Hendricks:

[Zephie]

7. Clothing optional, but top hats and monocles mandatory.

[geardaddy]

9. Not necessarily where they're normally worn, though, right?

[ohiosmith]

11. Hahahahahaha! See below.

:rofl:

[Zephie]

13. I know where I'm going to wear mine!

;)

[geardaddy]

14. GMTA!

:fistbump: :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

10. With no restrictions on where the top hats and monocles are worn.

:toast:

[taterguy]

12. Way to marginalize all the folks struggling with substance abuse issues

:eyes:

[ohiosmith]

15. Would you like to see our mocktail menu?

[taterguy]

16. Way to marginalize those of us allergic to fruit.

[LynneSin]

17. Here's a pile of steaming dog crap

[taterguy]

19. Got two ninety pound dogs so I have plenty of that

Thanks for offering though.

[ohiosmith]

21. That is so very wrong.

:rofl:

[kimi]

25. That is funny!

:spray:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

31. right click/ save ... and I need to post in ATA

I want to know if DU3 will have a smellavision capabilities ;)

[ohiosmith]

20. Might I suggest one of our delicious mashtinis?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mIeD68Uo0FY/TZi02S-6PcI/AAAAAAAAAFk/N2FK4hPNr4c/s320/Mashed+Potato+Martini.jpg

[geardaddy]

23. I'd like the steak-and-kidney cottage-pie-tini, please.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

33. We have a nice Haggis-tini

scotch & guts, shaken, not stirred.

:hi:

[geardaddy]

38. Yummers!

lol ;)

[progressoid]

26. Or those of us that can't afford our substance abuse anymore.

[ohiosmith]

27. Perhaps another establishment would be more to your liking. Might I suggest GD?

They are open twenty four/seven and are very welcoming. :hi:

[progressoid]

28. I go there sometimes but it's too crowded.

And that's a tough place. It scares me sometimes. :hide:

[kentauros]

29. That's because it's a "dive"

Whereas lounges are always nice, subdued places to visit

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

34. More of a mosh pit

but without the courtesy of a mosh pit.

:hi:

[kentauros]

37. No wait! I got it!

GD is a "Road House"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn96jR5Geyk

:evilgrin:

[nolabear]

30. Thongs for everybody!!

Whethre they need them or not.

[ohiosmith]

36. You go first.

:P

[Manifestor_of_Light]

32. I'm fine as long as they are non-alcoholic.

Alcohol and I do not get along.

Besides, here in the South the national drink is iced tea year round.

[ohiosmith]

41. We have tea.

:toast:

[Bake]

35. Please check your guns at the door.

After all, we're all friends here!

:hi:

Bake

[GreenPartyVoter]

40. To make sure that they're workin'?

:P

[MiddleFingerMom]

39. I can't find my thong.

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And, to tell you the truth... I don't remember ever taking it off,
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[ohiosmith]

42. I don't feel well!

[nolabear]

43. Ruh roh. Do you remember a particularly interesting enema?

Or maybe your problems all stemmed from having a thong in your heart.

[MiddleFingerMom]

44. #1. They're all particularly interesting!

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"having a thong in your heart."
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#2. You win the Intertubes tonight!!!
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:rofl:
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[Aristus]

46. Can we make that Fridays and Saturdays only, please?

The rest of the week, I need to stay sharp.

[ohiosmith]

47. Sorry! Rules is rules.

:shrug: