"Fucking magnets, how do they work?" Oh!
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Tue Jul-19-11 11:15 PM
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"Fucking magnets, how do they work?" Oh!
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Tue Jul-19-11 11:20 PM
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1. you should post that in the health forum
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Tue Jul-19-11 11:23 PM
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2. Organic, free-range magnets?
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Wed Jul-20-11 07:52 AM
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3. "Tide comes in, tide goes out. Nobody can explain that."
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Wed Jul-20-11 02:10 PM
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5. It's god flushing the toilet.
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Wed Jul-20-11 03:05 PM
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8. According to O'Really, yeah.
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Wed Jul-20-11 12:37 PM
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4. remember this sign from anti-westboro baptist church protest
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Wed Jul-20-11 02:46 PM
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6. That might teach the Westboro folks a lesson
Don't mess with professional cartoon characters; you'll get your amateur ass kicked and then some.
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Wed Jul-20-11 03:03 PM
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7. Where'd you find the link, Freeperville? They'd believe that.
Edited on Wed Jul-20-11 03:04 PM by freshwest
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Wed Jul-20-11 07:48 PM
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14. A post in the Science forumabout why the dinosaurs were extinct.
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Wed Jul-20-11 08:35 PM
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15. Uh, with a shovel. Sure they did. Loved that. Great sense of humor. Easier than Lewis Black.
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Wed Jul-20-11 03:54 PM
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9. Wasn't there an 'Insane Clown Posse' song about this?
I think it was called 'Miracles' where they ask this question - and say how its proof that there are 'miracles' Teh stupid...it HURRRRTS!
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Wed Jul-20-11 04:08 PM
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10. Yes. And there is an SNL parody, which includes such lines as,
"Blankets - how the f**k do they work?" It is awesome. mikey_the_rat
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Wed Jul-20-11 04:09 PM
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11. Sounds hilarious - got a link?
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Wed Jul-20-11 04:11 PM
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Wed Jul-20-11 06:33 PM
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13. "Are children small, or just far away?"
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Thu Jul-21-11 08:38 AM
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16. My non-fucking magnets work just fine. They seem to be bipolar though.
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Thu Jul-21-11 08:46 AM
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17. I didn't know magnets like to fuck.
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Thu Jul-21-11 01:10 PM
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18. Well, they like to 69
According to the abstinence-only people, that's not sex, right?
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Thu Jul-21-11 02:13 PM
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19. It's not sex as long as the woman's hoo-haw is not breached
Everything else is fair game, unless it's 2 people of the same sex then the concept of that happening means the end of mankind as we know it because the earth will implode. :eyes:
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Thu Jul-21-11 02:32 PM
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21. Opposite poles do attract, that's why all the GOP abstinence gurus are 'born-again virgins.' Right..
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Thu Jul-21-11 02:29 PM
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20. They're always trying to do it, always drawing together. No moving parts, though.
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Thu Jul-21-11 02:34 PM
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22. They think about it all the time, it's obvious they're simply frustrated fuckers. Er, non fuckers.
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