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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-11 04:05 PM
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Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy
Found dead handcuffed to water bed; death likely accidental

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-life/

Best headline and subhead EVER!

mikey_the_rat
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hifiguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-11 04:14 PM
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1. Even by standards of the lounge
that is one of the single weirdest headlines in the history of news.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-11 04:21 PM
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2. That's what you get for loving liberally.
I don't judge, I just report the news.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-11 09:55 PM
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3. Now he also has the distinction owning a killer sex toy!
:bounce:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-11 10:19 PM
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4. Darwin Award. nt
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-11 10:39 PM
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5. "There was an assistant but that is under investigation."
You are SOOOOOO fired, Dude.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-11 11:43 AM
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6. It's barely possible that he confused exotic with erotic?
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-11 11:50 AM
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7. Somebody made a Boo-boo...
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-11 11:56 AM
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8. I posted this yesterday here and didn't get a peep ...
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-11 12:11 PM
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9. That must have been hard to bear.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-11 02:24 PM
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10. PHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT!!!!!
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