If GW were caught "enjoying" a sheep, how would the media spin it?

[Enraged_Ape]

Because you KNOW they would, even something as heinous as this, and even if he were captured on high-definition video. The bought-and-paid-for media would work themselves into a 24/7/52 frothing frenzy to make sure we knew that getting caught in an indiscretion with a sheep is really not so bad, and that it is just patently UNFAIR and DESPERATE for the Democrats to bring such a thing up during an election year.

But HOW would they accomplish this? Of course Wolf Blitzer or Brit Hume would say something ridiculous to smooth over such an outrageous thing, but what would they say?

This is actually a serious question. It shows that there is no end to the creativity that the American "Pravda" press will show in trying to sell us a drooling, incompetent, insane, drug-and-drink-addled moron as President.

[jpgray]

1. 'The white house has told us it was edited in...'

:D

[rumguy]

2. it was a "bold move" to throw the dems off balance

[Cassandra]

4. I thought sheep only voted Republican

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[punpirate]

3. Tweety and O'Really...

... would say that Bush was pro-sheep rights....

[rooboy]

5. They would deny it ever happened...

and accuse the Democrats of launching an unprecedented smear campaign.

[aquart]

6. George Bush personally inspecting for mad cow disease.

Which Iraqi scientists are reported to have secretly implanted in herds of future lamb chops, heinously destined for American tables.

Edited to say that Democrats are insisting that sheep don't carry mad cow disease.

[DAGDA56]

7. The Headline in the Washington Times would read...

...terrorist Ovine assaults President! Un-named White House sources say the sheep was named Osa-a-a-a-a-a-ama...

[Madrone]

8. Breaking news!

Sheep in danger from wolves! Bush caught on video "pushing" sheep to safety while covering the animal with his body to protect it from surrounding pack! News at 11!

[Enraged_Ape]

12. I can see this happening

Along with a bunch of folksy bullcrap about how Bush learned how to take such good care of these gentle creatures on his Crawford farm, Mr. Animal Husbandry of the Year that he is.

[Digger]

9. I feel pity

for that poor sheep.

[DAGDA56]

10. Think of the children!

oh, that's even worse...nevermind.

[Ilsa]

11. No, that was Neil...the black sheep...

(couldn't resist)

[MikeG]

13. What Sheep?

[realdeal22k]

14. Compaaaaaashunit conservatism?

Are you my daaaaaaaaddy?

[Algorem]

15. proof of intellectual curiosity(zoology)

[Skeptical Democrat]

16. It would be a matter of national security.

And baaaaad to criticize him for saving our country.:eyes:

[Skeptical Democrat]

17. Why is it that I can easily picture GW fucking sheep?

:shrug:

[Kadie]

18. He just won't give up til he finds those wmd's.

[MikeG]

19. The Press Corps tried to count all the sheep, but fell asleep.

[wtmusic]

20. There would be no denial, no "smoothing" over

just a blatant non-sequitur:

"It's for the good of the Iraqi people!" :crazy:

[Moderator]

21. Locking

While the point that the author of this thread is trying to make is understandable, the whole premise behind this thread is inappropriate. There are less explicit ways to communicate a point than the example provided