Why doesn't my golden retriever retrieve gold?

[RedCloud]

She was even named "lucky" so her first motherlode would be called Lucky's strike.

What other startling conundrums are out there?

[BillStein]

1. I bet Lucky knows the difference between

"Gold" and "Golden"

They're smart dogs!

[ProdigalJunkMail]

2. beat me to it... n/t

[RedCloud]

5. Gladly!

Just kidding.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

7. well, it could be nice but there is a rule

no sex threads...

sP

[RedCloud]

4. Tell me about how smart she is...

I take her on a daily three mile walk. Let's say there is something wrong (other dog, chupacabras, construction work, etc.) on the other side of the street where we traditionally cross. She still insists on doing it "the right way" a.k.a. "her way".

[surrealAmerican]

3. She's a slacker.

But, then again, if golden retrievers retrieve gold, do Labrador retrievers bring you Canadian provinces?

[BillStein]

6. Do Dobermans Pinch? nt

[surrealAmerican]

8. ... and do rat terriers report you to the police?

[rrneck]

9. How come

diamonds are a girl's best friend, but a man's best friend is a dog?

[Orsino]

10. Because she saw right through Glenn Beck's little scam.

Dogs are often wiser than we are.

[nolabear]

11. How much gold would a Golden Retriever retrieve if a Golden Retriever could retrieve gold?

Damn, that was even hard to TYPE.

[kick-ass-bob]

12. Does a Shih Tsu really shit Sue?

I really must know.

[LynneSin]

13. Why do we insist on parking in the driveway and driving on the parkway

:shrug: