Are there any zamboni experts in the Lounge?

[taterguy]

I don't have any zamboni questions, but if I do in the future I need to know whether or not I'll be able to count on you guys.

[some guy]

1. Certainly.

You can always count on the lounge's thorough knowledge of Italian food.

[taterguy]

2. I said zamboni, not stromboli

Dumbass

[some guy]

3. I can read.

I know you wrote zamboni.

Since you think you're so smart, what's the difference between zamboni and stromboli?

[taterguy]

6. A zamboni is used to resurface ice, Stromboli is an island off the coast of Italy

[some guy]

8. Hah -

everything except the "bo" and "i" in the second syllable.

Dumberass

[taterguy]

10. Are you denying that the Island of Stromboli exists?

Then why the fuck did Woody Guthrie write a song about it?

[some guy]

11. and the "m" in the first syllable

which I thought you might catch, but it seemed a cheat to go back and edit.

:)


:bounce:

I wasn't aware Woody Allen had written any songs about ice paving machines. I'm sure I've no idea what the motivation for that would have been.

[valerief]

12. You mean the village?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0041931/

[some guy]

17. I'm not sure?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114852/

or

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0271884/

I forget which one exactly.

[madinmaryland]

4. You can steam or stir-fry zucchini. There are other ways to cook it, also.

dumbass.

[taterguy]

7. There's more than one way to cook zucchini? Thank you for your expertise

:sarcasm:, obviously.

[struggle4progress]

5. Trick question: sweet potatoes don't have skeletons

[rug]

9. "The ice-grip tires are impregnated with crushed walnut shells to give them traction."

As I suspected.

http://www.bowdoincollege.edu/news/archives/images/Communications%20w%20Zamboni.pdf

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. Italian atheists don't shout "STROMBOLI' during orgasms. n/t

[taterguy]

14. I'm looking for Zamboni experts, not experts on what Italian atheists yell during orgasms

[kentauros]

15. If by chance you're worried about a Zamboni Apocalypse,

that should only be a problem for those in the northern states and territories. Oh, and for hockey fans and Disney on Ice.

[Ptah]

16. He's dead, Jim.

Giuseppe Zamboni (June 1, 1776 – July 25, 1846)