Surviving in the workplace is like walking in a dark alley in a city...

[raccoon]

you always have to watch your back.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

1. "It's gotten so bad at the office that people are stabbing each other in the front."

They don't even hide it anymore.

[dimbear]

2. Workplace likely to have more rats. n/t

[meow2u3]

5. The 2-legged rats, that is

They're just as dangerous, if not more so, than the 4-legged ones in the back allies.

[RobinA]

3. Watch You Back,

your front, your side, incoming from above, and keep your eyes on the ground in front of you for boobie traps. Keep extremities, possessions and most of all ideas, close to the body at all times, as you don't want to create a bigger target or give evildoers any better chance to latch onto you.

[blueamy66]

4. I do watch my back.

I call people out on their bullshit. I'm too old and been through too much in my life to deal with petty office crap anymore.

Oh, and I know just when to suck up and when to put on the charm and how to "dress the part".

Yep, life has turned me this way. :-)

But, it works.

[Kablooie]

6. Perishing in the workplace is a walk in the park.