Things Tonto probably did to get back at The Lone Ranger

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[guitar man]

1. Other

"what do you mean *we* white man?" :spray: :rofl:

[SOteric]

2. Call him "Kemo Sabe"

which in Navajo means "Soggy Shrub."

[Taverner]

3. "...seeking company of chain-smoking coke-snorting tattooed alcoholics"

:rofl:

[sarge43]

4. "For a good time, call The Mask Man at....."

on every bathroom wall in Texas.

[liberaltrucker]

5. Funny, but old, joke

LR and Tonto are surrounded by Indians.

LR: "We have a problem"
Tonto: "What you mean WE, paleface".

:rofl:

[Bucky]

6. Offered to share his rez-issued small pox blankets with the Ranger on cold nights.

What... too soon?

[jmowreader]

7. Good Lone Ranger joke

LR and Tonto were on patrol and passed under a rock ledge. A snake came off the ledge and bit the Lone Ranger right on the dick.

"Tonto, quick! Go to town and get the doctor!"

Tonto went to town but the doctor couldn't go to the desert. "This is pretty easy to fix, though; you just make a couple of cuts in the bite area and suck the poison out. Then you give him some water and let him rest comfortably. If you do that he'll be fine."

'And what if I don't do that?'

"Then he's going to die."

Tonto rode back out to the desert.

"What did he say?" the Lone Ranger asked.

'He said you're gonna die.'