Hey guys...what's your Chippendale dancing name?

[panader0]

Our little troupe has seven "members":
Kurt Girth
Doug Deeper
Huge Hefner
Oliver Yerbouti
Chewy Chorizo
Jack Hammer and
Wayne Sider

[LynneSin]

1. Heywood Jablomi

:D

[panader0]

2. I forgot about Heywood

[Dr. Strange]

3. Buck Nekkid

[Rambis]

4. Hugh Jardon (nm)

x

[HopeHoops]

5. Nine Inch Dude

Wishful thinking, I know. Actually, I'm pretty sure my wife would prefer that it NOT be true - sounds painful.

[MrScorpio]

6. Jack Hammer is the name of an actual porn guy in San Francisco

Just call me Slate Rockwell

[nolabear]

7. Dixie Normous.

Okay I stole it from Rachel Maddow, but srsly, HAHAHAHA!!! :rofl:

[panader0]

8. That's a good one

I left out some of the old ones like Rod Steele, Major Lance (and his sidekick Private Parts), Dick Horney, etc.
I'm looking for new, creative names if we ever get another "member".
For a bunch of old guys (mostly our band) we sure are immature.

[nolabear]

10. Wait a minute...you REALLY have a Chippendale's troupe?

DAYUM.

Bow-chicka-bow bow...

[panader0]

11. No

We refuse to shave our body hair. We're just a bunch of aging musicians with dumb jokes.

[bluesbassman]

9. Panda Moanium

I'm a little out of shape at the moment. :P

[digonswine]

12. Dick Talent

[MilesColtrane]

13. Crunch Beefsteak

[panader0]

14. That sounds painful

You might need to see Nurse Goodhead.

[provis99]

15. Kaiser Salami.