What should I do if the White House said 2+2=4?
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Fri Apr-02-04 06:51 PM
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Poll question: What should I do if the White House said 2+2=4?
Edited on Fri Apr-02-04 06:53 PM by JCCyC
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Fri Apr-02-04 06:52 PM
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1. Check on an abacus and three caluclators.
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Fri Apr-02-04 06:54 PM
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Abacuses. I forgot abacuses. Is it abacuses, abaci or... nah, I won't go into that again.
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Fri Apr-02-04 06:52 PM
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to see if your wallet is still there first. dp
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Fri Apr-02-04 06:56 PM
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4. figure no one can be wrong 100% of the time
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Fri Apr-02-04 06:58 PM
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5. Assume they are about to do something REALLY REALLY bad.
And that's why they are sending up a smokescreen.
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Fri Apr-02-04 06:59 PM
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6. Check on an abacus, three calculators, and an algebra professor (nt).
Edited on Fri Apr-02-04 07:05 PM by JohnLocke
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Fri Apr-02-04 07:01 PM
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7. LOL and my mind-reading powers say you cut-and-pasted GOPisEvil's subject
Edited on Fri Apr-02-04 07:05 PM by JCCyC
And then check up the professor at fundrace.org -- s/he may be a plant!
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Fri Apr-02-04 07:23 PM
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1. Check on six different calculators 2. Use Excel 2001 on the Mac to cross-check 3. Use Excel XP on a Windows machine to cross-check that 4. Call a math teacher and ask her 5. Take an average of all ten responses 6. And still assume the WH was lying!
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Fri Apr-02-04 07:37 PM
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In order to know what two plus two equals, you have to know what plus means.
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Fri Apr-02-04 07:38 PM
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10. Deny everything and attack 3 for being "out of the loop"
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Fri Apr-02-04 07:42 PM
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....that they actually said something without getting ready to cover it up.
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:44 PM
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12. Ship warm blankets and coats to hell..
because it has obviously frozen over.
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Sat Apr-03-04 02:47 PM
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13. figure Daylight Savings Time just started
Edited on Sat Apr-03-04 02:47 PM by 56kid
and that it's really 5.
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Sat Apr-03-04 03:24 PM
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14. Make them prove that there were any twos in the first place
for them to add. If that fails make them prove the number two (it is harder then you may think.)
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