I don't understand why people have to be naked to be raptured.

[texanwitch]

Do you get new clothes in heaven.

Do you get to pick you own style of clothes.

I need to know.

I don't want anyone picking out my clothes for me.

I would rather stay behind.

[freshwest]

1. When all you got left is the light body, you radiate light and no one can see your naughty bits.

At least that's what I was told. Also, there will be no more nookie.

[sakabatou]

2. No nookie?! WTF?!

[freshwest]

3. Jesus said there won't be male and female, marriage, etc. We'll be generic beings, I guess, with ...

More interesting and creative things to do for eternity. Spend our time making stars and planets, for all I know. Only if one's ready for doing things like that, however. We can stay here and have fun as long as we want to have these earthly experiences. Then, we can all go somewhere else to make a different kind of woo, maybe.

[sakabatou]

4. Nah

I'll go with the beer volcanoes and stripper factories.

[freshwest]

5. If that is what you want, that is what you will have. Sounds good, huh?

[sakabatou]

6. RAMEN!

[mzteris]

8. maybe he was implying there'd be male male and

female female marriage in heaven, eh?

[hunter]

7. Clothes get stuck in God's teeth.

.

[ccharles000]

9. cause gods a perv

[annabanana]

10. Poyester is of the Devil and would never get through the Pearly Gates. . .n/t

[undeterred]

11. Because all they do in heaven is

take showers.

[pokerfan]

12. All part of the TSA screening

That's the Trinity Security Administration. There are a lot of organizations out there that would dearly love to see Heaven in flames. The Mormons, etc... Can't be too careful.