The Wine Tester

[monmouth]

The Wine Tester
>
> In a wine factory the regular taster died and the
> director was in urgent need of looking for a
> replacement.
>
> A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply
> for the position..
>
> The director of the factory wondered how to send
> him away, without creating a fuss, so he decided
> to test him and get it over with.
>
> He was given a drink to taste. He tried it and
> said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old,
> grown on a north slope, matured in steel
> containers."
> "That's correct", said the boss.
>
> He was given another drink to taste.
> He said, "It's red wine, Cabernet, eight years
> old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."
> "Correct, again!" replied the boss.
>
> When he was given a third drink he calmly said,
> ''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive.''
>
> The director was astonished.
> He whispered something in his cute blond
> secretary's ear.
> She left the room and brought in a glass of urine.
> The alcoholic tried it.
>
> With a smirk on his face he said, "It's a blond,
> 26 years old, in her third month of pregnancy,
> and, if you don't give me this job, I'll tell your
> wife who the father is!"
>
>
>
>
> THIS WISDOM IS VALUABLE !
>
>
>
>
> To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. .
> And those who don't.
>
> As Ben Franklin said:
> In wine there is wisdom,
> In beer there is freedom,
> In water there is bacteria.
>
> In a number of carefully controlled trials,
> Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
> 1 liter of water each day,
> At the end of the year we would have absorbed
> More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) -
> bacteria
> Found in feces.
> In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
>
> However,
> We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
> (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
>Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
> Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..
>
> Remember:
> Water = Poop,
> Wine = Health .
> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
> Than to drink water and be full of shit .
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable
> information:
> I'm doing it as a public service!
>

[Suich]

1. LOL!

:rofl: