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AmandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 05:14 PM
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what will the Rapturites say when Sunday comes, what will be the excuse?
I am putting money on the "if you believe it, it will happen, and not enough of us believed" line.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 05:18 PM
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1. Maybe. They already played the "miscalculation" card.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 05:28 PM
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2. They're already walking it back
now tomorrow's just supposed to be the global earthquake, after which we sinners get to suffer for six more months until the actual End Of The World(TM). :eyes:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 05:32 PM
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3. Here you go ... These pretty much cover it.
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 05:40 PM
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4. I'm joining rapture-ready now...
just so I can go out in a gloating profanity-laden mocking blaze of bannination glory.

"I think it's happening! I'm fading away and feeling lighter! I'm coming Jesus, I love you! ...nevermind, just gas."
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 05:45 PM
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5. Same as always throughout history. Bad math calculations.
They'll just move the date, and the same dingbats will believe yet again.
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PuffedMica Donating Member (584 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 07:25 PM
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6. Numerology hasn't been worth a hoot since Pluto stopped being a planet
All the end of the world predictions are now off by a factor of one over the square root of the WiFi differential.
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