Post the things you'd shout at those being "Raptured", if it happens this weekend.

[Ken Burch]

I'll start:

1)"I'm totally gonna do your unraptured(list physically attractive family member of the raptured person in question)now!"

2)"You left the coffee pot on...and God SAW that!"

3)"Now you can't run for president...loser!"

4)"You'll be back...you still owe me that twenty bucks!"

[zanana1]

1. WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR GOOD JEWELRY?

Loot, baby, loot!

[kimi]

2. "What about your dog and cat?"

"They goin with ya?? Why not?"

[Arugula Latte]

3. "I can see your naughty bits!"

[KG]

4. where'd you leave the car keys!?

[Gold Metal Flake]

5. "IT'S A COOKBOOK!"

[Arugula Latte]

10. *snort*

:thumbsup:

[femmocrat]

6. Throw me your keys! I'll keep them safe for you!

;)

[struggle4progress]

7. "Watch where you're going!"

Frankly, I'm not comfortable with the thought of a bunch of amateurs hovering about

[chollybocker]

8. "Bye! Now your Mom and I can finally convert your basement into an S&M chamber."

[pacalo]

9. "Shaaaazam!"

"From the looks o' that tree, they didn't make it!"

[Arugula Latte]

11. "That's not Jesus you're flying toward...That's Charles Manson!"

[nolabear]

12. Can I have your beer and travel money??