Sheriff's Dept. news from my home town newspaper (Note: there is a punchline)

[japple]

From the Sheriff's Department, Gordon County, Georgia

‎1 a.m. May 14,deputy sheriffs received a report of a aggravated assault incident near Calhoun. Responding deputies determined that several individuals were engaged in driving four-wheel-drive vehicles (off road) in a field off Beamer Road when an argument between two men escalated into a fight. Witnesses told detectives... that what had began as a fist-fight ended when one of the men produced a knife and stabbed the other. Detectives subsequently arrest Z. Wxxxx, age 21, of 160 Wxxxxx Way, Calhoun, Georgia and have charged him with Aggravated Assault. The victim was hospitalized with serious injuries. Investigating detectives recovered the knife believed to have been used in the incident, and were told by witnesses that the assault stemmed from a disagreement over the superiority of Ford vehicles versus Chevrolet vehicles. Detectives also believe that alcohol was a factor.

[rurallib]

1. Detectives also believe that alcohol was a factor

who could have ever guessed that?

[csziggy]

2. It's Georgia - no alcohol required for a fight to break out over trucks

Down here in the South, people are serious about their truck preferences. Good thing it was just Ford vs. Chevy. If it had been Toyota vs. either, there would have been guns involved.

I'm only slightly kidding.

[Mopar151]

3. No exaggeration needed......

As I told my Chevy loving, Earnhardt (Sr.) worshipping friend "I try not to get involved in religous discussions!"