Children's Jokes

[KittyWampus]

Here's one from my childhood:

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
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If we hadn't been in the same bed together............. we wouldn't be in this jam now!

Okay here's one more for when it's raining really hard out:

Hey, it's raining cats and dogs... Oops, I stepped in a poodle!


Now it's your turn :)

[bif]

1. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven ate nine!

[bif]

3. Does February march?

No, but April may.

[Beetwasher]

2. I Made This One Up All By Myself When I Was Like 5yrs Old

A herd of cows and bulls were out to pasture when an earthquake hit. All the cows fell over but the Bulls remained standing. One of the cows asks a Bull "How come you guys didn't fall over during the earthquake?" To which the bull replied "We bulls wobble but we don't fall down!"

You have to be over a certain age to get that joke...

[mmm]

6. that is darn clever

[KittyWampus]

7. Weebles! I Get It

you must have been a hand full!

[Sticky]

4. What time is it when your foot falls off?

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Time to call a toe truck! hehe

[jedicord]

5. Two Sausages were sitting in a frying pan...

One said "Man, it's hot in here!"

The other sausage stood up and said "Hey look! A talking sausage!"

[callous taoboy]

8. This was told yesterday

in my class:
Where do you go to see a man-eating fish?

A sea food restaurant.

[radfringe]

9. Why did the EGG ROLL?

'cause it saw the APPLE TURN OVER...

[Lizz612]

10. Whats a fish with no eyes?

Fffffffsssssshhhhhhhh!

Oddly enough I heard that from a friend in high school.....

[Kadie]

11. OK

Why did the Cookie go to the hospital?
It felt crummy.

Why did Piglet stare into the toilet?
To look for "Pooh".

How do you make seven even?
Take away the s.

[elfwitch]

12. This one will make anyone laugh but it requires some hand gestures...

Why does the crack in your but go this way | instead of this way -?
Because if it went this way - your but would go b-b-bb-b-b-b when you go down a slide.

(On the b-b-b-b part, put your finger to your lips and move it up and down while making a B sound)

[redqueen]

13. CUTE PIC!

:D

Okay, here goes...

This mom and her young son come home from the grocery store. He tugs on her shirt relentlessly, begging for the cute box of animal crackers he HAD to have until she can put down the bags and dig it out for him. After he gets it, he runs off with them.

A few moments later, after she's done putting everything away, she walks into the living room to see that he's opened the box, and has poured them all out onto the coffee table. He has spread them all out and seems to be sorting through them when she half-yells, "And just what do you think you're doing, young man?!"

He jerks his head up, startled, and with that big-eyed innocent look all kids are so good at, says, "But Mooooooom, the box said I shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken!"

[MarianJack]

14. I Used to Use These When I Taught!

Q. Did you hear about the fight at the candy store?
A. 2 lollipops got licked!

Q. Did you hear about the robbery in the back yard?
A. 2 clothespins held up a sheet!

[redqueen]

15. cute!

:kick:
for more jokes :D

[KittyWampus]

17. One More For The Evening Crowd

Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?


A: It was time to split!

[Shrek]

16. Curse you!

My childhood memories of "Bennett Cerf's Book of Riddles" just flooded in from my subconscious.

Aarrgghh!