Just 11 shopping days left until the end of the world. What are your plans

[LynneSin]

I mean at least that's what they are telling me on all the billboards on Kirkwood Highway here in Delaware.

[MilesColtrane]

1. Two hookers and an ounce of cocaine?

:shrug:

[Arugula Latte]

2. I ain't returning my library books!

Suck on THAT, Multnomah County Library System!

[LynneSin]

5. Look one of these days you'll have to return your "Bedwetters for Dummies" book

don't use 5/21/2011 as your excuse

:hide:

[Arugula Latte]

8. I trusted you to keep my problem confidential, and now you've outed me!

:cry:

Oh well, God is gonna smite you come May Twenty-One.

[NoGOPZone]

3. Do you think the company renting the billboard space demanded their money up front? nt

[Rosie1223]

4. I'm waiting for all the big markdowns at the "Day after Rapture" sales.

:hi:

[LynneSin]

7. Sale? Hell you can just pick from all the clothes on the ground you'll find everywhere

When you're raptured, your clothes are left behind on the earth.

I wonder if "Hints from Heloise" has tips for getting rapture-burn out of clothes left behind by those who are raptured.

[Rosie1223]

15. all I'll be picking up is the slack for my fundie co-workers not showing up for work on Monday.

x(

[redwitch]

19. They're going to heaven NEKKID????????

Well that's just dirty.

[geardaddy]

6. I'm gonna buy a house on credit

and then not pay!

[freshwest]

9. Nothing much, but Kucinich arrives that weekend, so we're staying put!

[thezen78]

10. lots of stuff

i´ll buy myself lots of luxury stuff i was also too responsible for.
a fast car (maybe a Porsche), a little bit of bling bling to attract the ladies (maybe one of the sweet Panerai watches), fancy clothes and then (in my new and shiny outfit) go to the most expensive clubs around just to blow all my money. that sounds like a plan to me!

[LynneSin]

11. Kinda like Steve Buscemi in "Armageddon"

BTW welcome to DU :hi:

[thezen78]

30. forgot...

"i´ll buy myself lots of luxury stuff i was also too responsible for.
a fast car (maybe a Porsche), a little bit of bling bling to attract the ladies (maybe one of the http://www.chrono24.com/en/panerai/index.htm">sweet Panerai watches), fancy clothes and then (in my new and shiny outfit) go to the most expensive clubs around just to blow all my money. that sounds like a plan to me!"

oh, and i forgot: a biiiig screen and a PS3 for the inner child in me =)

[IcyPeas]

12. I dunno - I tend to wait till the last minute for most things

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. I have a can of Ubik, so I'm set.

[hifiguy]

14. The guitar shop better finish the mods to my Fender Jazz Bass

in time. I wanna hear how it sounds with the new preamp and bridge. Better stop by the liquor store too, come to think of it. I think I have enough basic tools to go looting once the loonybirds are ruptured, err, raptured, but maybe an official Bender Burglar Kit should be on the list.

[madinmaryland]

16. What time will it happen on the 21st?

Because if it is, for example 6am, then it will still be the 20th in Washington State, so I would get a few extra hours of life if I stay out here an extra day!!

Will the end of the world start at the International Date Line and work itself around the world over the next 24 hours?? Wonder if it will be possible to stay ahead of the end of the world and then at the end cross over the IDL skipping the whole day of the 21st altogether. I guess that would put me into A Brave New World!!

:woohoo:

[Gold Metal Flake]

17. I shall freely pick my nose in public.

[LynneSin]

18. And how will that differ from what you have done before end of the world

:hide:

[Gold Metal Flake]

20. Alas, not much.

But I won't feel guilty about it anymore!

:party:

This sucks. I have been 200 lbs for almost a decade. But in the last month just by walking in the evenings I have lost six pounds! So now the world is gonna end. Motherfucker.
:mad:

[LynneSin]

22. And rumor has it that boogers are a tasty low calorie snack

:rofl:

I'm starting to walk evenings and also do situps in the morning. I have this app for my iphone - 200 situps. It's designed to work you up to 200 situps a day. I'm up to 97 right now.

So good luck to both of us :D

[Gold Metal Flake]

26. Yes, good luck to both of us.

It's downhill to 10 lbs now!

[rug]

21. I'm going to plant a tree.

[Moondog]

23. Florence looks nice, according to the ten day forecast

B-)

[struggle4progress]

24. I'm gonna invite a bunch of friends over this Friday, serve them Mickey Finns, and

steal their credit cards while they're out cold. Then I'm gonna drive around town and dump the unconscious suckers on various park benches, and call the police to pick them up as public drunks. And while they're safely in lockup over the weekend, waiting to see the magistrate Monday morning, I'm gonna max out their credit cards, ordering all sorts of cool stuff I need!

I figure if the world really ends on the 21st, then, hey, it's all no harm, no foul. And if the world doesn't end, then Mr Fedex is going to be dumping tons of goodies on my porch on the 22nd or 23rd. It's, like, how you say, win-win!

[LynneSin]

28. **tosses the party invite from struggle4progress in the garbage can**

Not going to that party!

:rofl:

[struggle4progress]

29. Well, you're gonna miss out on a really good time

[edbermac]

25. I'm buying one of the Space Shuttles. With my all female crew.

So long, suckers!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

27. max out my credit cards.