My roomate just left to fulfill his weekend Army Reserve duty

[Fenris]

And said to me as he left, "You have a good weekend, sir."






I'll just assume that was accidental.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. Is he your slave, sir?

[Fenris]

2. In...what...way?

:shifts eyes:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Hmmm. Do I want to go....there.

Hmmm.

(eyes become shiftier)

[Fenris]

4. Are you accusing me of something?

:paranoia:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. Why? Are you guilty of something?

(turns Fenris' paranoia meter up a notch)

[Fenris]

6. Do you know something?

:reaches into jacket, towards pistol holster:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. I might? Do you?

(Backs away a step)

[Fenris]

8. Possibly...going somewhere?

:steadies hand:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Maybe. You first.

(starts to fumble with jacket pocket)

[Fenris]

10. BLAM!

Shit. I missed. I hit the robot instead.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. Don't make Marvin any more paranoid than he already is.

[Fenris]

12. My apologies to Marvin

He can buff that bullet hole out with tinfoil and a can of Coke.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

13. How dare you! Marvin is plastic!

He's my plastic pal who's fun to be with.

[Fenris]

14. It that case, might I suggest a band-aid?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. HOW DARE YOU!

They're not band-aids! Those girls are big fans of the music. THE MUSIC!

[Fenris]

17. Fans of the music, ideed.

They also enjoy giving blowjobs to the band.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. Marvin doesn't want that. He's saving himself for Bender.

[Fenris]

20. An intermaterial relationship, eh?

What will the neighbors think?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

21. I wonder. I believe the Borg live next door to Marvin.

It's been pretty tense ever since the Cyberman incident.

[Earth_First]

15. Weekend Warriors! HOOAH SEARGANT!

"Weekend Warrior" veteran 1999-2004

[BiggJawn]

18. You don't room with Binky, do you?

And i didn't know he was in the reserves...