People think MFM is a pretty nice guy, but photos show that, in real life, he's quite the dickhead.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[rurallib]

1. don't go sticking that thing where it don't belong.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. As soon as I can think of a place where it doesn't belong...

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...I promise I won't go sticking it there.
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[nolabear]

3. AH-cha-cha-cha-chaaaa!!

[chollybocker]

4. LOL

12 seconds of this won't kill ya...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWEDF4FdgxQ

[nolabear]

13. Oh that's brilliant!! Keaton talks!

Now that's politicking.

[marzipanni]

5. Video shows that he sucks in his belly

and sticks out his tongue to regurgitate, then chews his cud. :rofl:

http://www.livescience.com/13463-big-nosed-monkeys-eat-cows.html

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. It's true. Here's a picture of MFM to prove it. (See disclaimer.)

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CAUTION: MiddleFingerMom is not wearing make-up. NSFL (Not Safe For Lunch)
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Wait at least 2 hours after eating before viewing the following.
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Management is NOT responsible for things once seen that can't be unseen.
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And YES... his stomach IS sucked in, thankyouverymuch.
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[marzipanni]

8. Suddenly my sashimi didn't look so good.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. You can't fool me... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... that snot sashimi. n/t

[pacalo]

6. "Nobody nose the troubles I've seen..."

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

10. That's Jimmy Durante!!!

[dawg]

11. In all seriousness folks ...

Let's all take a moment to thank almighty God that we evolved from whatever it was that we evolved from (australopithecus africanus?), AND NOT FROM THAT!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. You obviously didn't look hard at the Durante pic above, "Proboscis Monkey DENIER"!!! n/t

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. Wonder Warthog

THOSE were the days...Zap Comix, Bijou Funnies, etc.



:toast:

[MilesColtrane]

14. Not really a dickhead.

At least not until you get a little older.