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A woman walked into a toy story and spoke with an employee:
Woman: You there! I need help. My neighbor, Mai Caan just came home from the hospital with triplets! I was hoping to buy some gifts.
Employee: Certainly, I can definitely help you find some gifts, what would you like?
Woman: Well, I want to make gift baskets for the little girls that will give them something to do for many years after they start playing with toys.
Employee: Sure, I can help with that.
Woman: Also, I don't want them to fight over the gifts when they get older, so can we try to get three of everything we pick out?
The two of them walked around the store picking up 3 of the same dolls, 3 of the same stuffed animals, and so on. Finally they get to the board games area.
Woman: I want to get them the game "Life", do you have it in stock.
Employee: I'm sorry we only have one left. Do you still want it?
The woman thinks about it.
Woman: Well, it is a board game. They can share, right? I mean they'll play it together. OK, I'll buy it.
They finish shopping, but, as the employee is ringing her out, the woman gives a big sorrowful sigh.
Employee: Ma'am, is everything all right?
Woman: I suppose...
Employee: Are you sure?
Woman: Well, everything is almost perfect, but...
Employee: Yes?
Woman: I only regret that I have but one "Life" to give for Mai Caan's three.
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