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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-11 08:24 PM
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Bad dates? Not the fruit.
We met at the Hullabaloo on sunset. Her name was Shelley. Her dad was in the Lawrence Welk Orchestra. On the way to my place in the hills I torched a doobie. After a couple of hits, she blew chunks on the dash, console, and carpet of my 65 Impala SS. I drove her back to The Palladium, took her to the lobby, and told the receptionist that her dad was in the band.

I sold the Impala four years later. I never got the smell out. :puke:
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