Workplace conversation out of context (very funny)

[underpants]

On Thursday my female co-worker and I were talking to a guy who is from the other building (we are in two buildings at my work)

He is sporting quite a nice beard these days and as I entered the conversation....

Female co-worker :"That is more than a five o'clock shadow you've got going there"

Male co-worker: "Yep"

Female co-worker :"Man I would love to have that. I could go home and rub it on my kids and say , "feel that!'" (she is really fired up at this point)

Me: "Or you could be in the carnival"

Female co-worker :"Yeah! I could be in the freak show! and make money just for being MYSELF and I be like............"

(then as the other guy and I are standing next to each other facing her..... another male co-worker comes around the corner out of the bathroom area)
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Female co-worker :".........You guys can see IT but it is going to cost you FIVE BUCKS!!"

I start to laugh and the third male co-worker just looks at the ground and mutters "I am just walking through"


:rofl:

[david13]

1. Either that female is not very attractive, or that guy is nuts. Even

I could afford five bucks, and I would be next in line pronto.
dc