Instead of sugar in my coffee...I poured

[Sannum]

SALT!

EEK! ACK!!!

I know I am sleep deprived, but the containers don't look THAT much alike! It's going to be one of those days....

[driver8]

1. I'll bet that woke you up in a hurry!!

I cannot imagine how bad that must have tasted...

[Sannum]

2. Imagine it....and then imagine it 10 times worse

I hate salt! Especially in my coffee ;)

[sarge43]

3. My WTF moment.

Washed my face, threw the wash cloth in the toilet, wiped my nose, carefully folded the paper over the wash rack.

I went back to bed and assumed the fetal position.

[driver8]

4. About a month ago, I woke up, took a shower, got dressed and got ready to go to work.

Then I realized I was up three hours before I needed to be.

My wife had a good laugh over that...

[LynneSin]

6. I once went to work on a Saturday

I forgot to turn my alarm clocks off so I got up and went into work and found it odd the parking lot was really empty.

Turns out it was Saturday. Fortunately I only live a few miles from work.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Considering what you did, you must have been, um... well, you know...

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(paraphrased for the phucking Puritans at Photobucket)

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[sarge43]

9. I wish I had that excuse MFM, not even blissful senility.

The cognitive function just went bye-bye

Thanks for the photoshop.

[LynneSin]

5. I hope you didn't brush your teeth with Preperation H

if you did just crawl back into bed and take a sick day.

[Sannum]

8. LOL

I did something like that once...not with Preperation H, but with Dr. Hauschka cleanser...luckily it wasn't THAT bad - it was made of almonds. ;)

And no, I don't have the excuse of being hungover - just tired. :)

[MicaelS]

10. Had a friend who did almost that...he put

Cruex jock itch cream on his toothbrush, and then put it in his mouth. True story.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Maybe 11 or 12 years old at summer camp and I pulled one of my upper inner thigh muscles.

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Went to the dispensary and was rubbing Ben-Gay into the muscle when I was
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The two counselors there could not keep from HOWLING as I raced around that cabin
as bow-legged as possible to create as much breeze as possible.
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[MicaelS]

12. Oh man, I bet that hurt........ n/t

[LynneSin]

16. I had a friend at college that used Ben-Gay in place of KY Jelly - I kid you not

They were both a mess afterwards

[sarge43]

20. That explains a great deal about you, MFM ... a very great deal n/t

[Kceres]

19. My sister accidentally used contraception jelly for toothpaste.

I've never let her live that one down.

[TZ]

13. Oh lord my doctor would kill me

I'm trying to lower my BP and have been told to avoid both salt AND caffeine....

[Codeine]

14. A recent exchange in my house:

Girlfriend: "Babe, why is the soymilk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge?"

Me: "I'm going back to bed. Forever."

[Brother Buzz]

15. I never, ever, use sugar in coffee

Two weeks ago my wife was inverting sugar for our hummingbird feeder in an identical saucepan as the one I was heating water for my coffee. I poured her clear concoction into my coffee pot. What a shock! I thought I was having a stroke, or something really serious had happened to my brain.

[MiddleFingerMom]

17. Did your arms start flapping at 50x per second?

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IMHO, the best "first-date" place in Tucson is the Tohono Chul Tearoom -- part or the
49-acre privately-owned Tohono CHul Park (named one of the World’s Great Botanical
Gardens by Travel + Leisure and listed by National Geographic Traveler as one of the
top 22 Secret Gardens in the U.S. and Canada -- yes... this is in TUCSON!!!)
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Great brunch-type food (I don't believe it's open for dinner) and a plethora of native
flora and fauna. The outside patio is a comfortable visiting place for hummingbirds,
which will often come to your table and hover a foot or so away from your face
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[Brother Buzz]

18. Beware, brother, beware, that hummingbird may be Big Brother keeping tabs on you

It's a bird! It's a spy! It's both

Backed by the Pentagon's research arm, Monrovia firm AeroVironment has developed the Nano Hummingbird, an experimental miniature drone that could one day do reconnaissance by landing on a window ledge.

A pocket-size drone dubbed the Nano Hummingbird for the way it flaps its tiny robotic wings has been developed for the Pentagon by a Monrovia company as a mini-spy plane capable of maneuvering on the battlefield and in urban areas.

The battery-powered drone was built by AeroVironment Inc. for the Pentagon's research arm as part of a series of experiments in nanotechnology. The little flying machine is built to look like a bird for potential use in spy missions.

The results of a five-year effort to develop the drone are being announced Thursday by the company and the Pentagon's Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.

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