Things are a bit dull around my place... Let's all

[SOteric]

phone the governor of Wisconsin and ask him if his refrigerator is running.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear SOteric!

What a great idea!

Especially at this hour...

;)

[pokerfan]

2. This is Z104 FM, For a trip to Hawaii, name three cars that start with P.

Scott Walker: "Uh, Porsche, Plymouth and Pontiac."

"BZZZZZT! No! I'm sorry, those cars start with gas." <click>

[SOteric]

3. Oooooo! That's a good one!

*Looking up the governor of Wisconsin's phone number on Google*

[pokerfan]

5. I heart the classics

"Is Steve Wall there?"
"No."
"Is Dave Wall there?"
"No."
"What about Amy Wall?"
"There are no Walls here!"
"What's holding up your house, then? Toothpicks?"

[madinmaryland]

9. heh!

Good one!

[Bake]

4. Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Well you'd better LET HIM OUT!!!!

:rofl:

Bake

[KamaAina]

6. "Hi, this is David Koch again. Is your refrigerator running?"

:rofl:

[SOteric]

7. LOL

:thumbsup:

[snooper2]

8. start a fire somewhere - that usually generates some excitement

:)

[bluewaffle]

10. You guys are so funny.

but you should call Walker and ask if there is a Mr. Butts there. Seymour Butts. That'll get 'em!