PHOTOS: Happy Valentine's Day...from Snooki.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[old mark]

1. She looks like my first wife, but with straight hair.

I might have nightmares about this, dude...




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[MiddleFingerMom]

2. She kinda looks like MY ex-wife, too!!! Hmmm...

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In the throes of passion, did YOUR ex cry out "OH MIDDLEFINGERMOM MIDDLEFINGERMOM MIDDLEFINGERMOM!!!"
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No?
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Mine didn't either.
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Could be the same woman.
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[old mark]

7. No. She called me "Johnny"......

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[NewJeffCT]

4. My ex-wife was about the same build

and probably about the same height as Snooki: my ex was a shade under 5'0" and I think Snooki is as well.

And, my ex was also from the Jersey shore, and had a very strong & outgoing personality.

[sakabatou]

3. Ugh

:puke:

[MilesColtrane]

5. She probably puked up those rose petals.

[EnviroBat]

6. Ugh, there probably should have been a warning...

I just lost my lunch. All $7.00 worth...

[EOTE]

8. What if Snooki ends up marrying John Boehner?

They'd have some crazy, day-glo orange kids.

That being said, aside from Snooki's bizarre, fake tan, I find her rather attractive.

[snooper2]

9. where's the fitting for my air compressor?

[petronius]

10. Is there some significance to the rolls, or did she just bring a snack in case the shoot went long?

:shrug:

Not the most artfully designed photo, IMO...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. DUzy worthy!

"did she just bring a snack in case the shoot went long?"

:rofl:

:toast:

[MilesColtrane]

16. Hot cross buns are the traditional Good Friday fare of Catholics.

I don't know if Polizzi is Catholic or not, but the photographer obviously thought he could get a two-fer with a reference to Catholicism and a little sexual innuendo.

[petronius]

18. Interesting! I was raised Catholic, but I did not know that - maybe it's not

observed so much on the west coast. I'll keep an eye out for them this year...

[siligut]

17. It looks like french bread rolls, but I think it is a stuffed dog

I thought it was bread too, but looking closer, it is a little stuffed animal, in keeping with her infantile personality.

[gratuitous]

11. Since I decline to watch the show . . .

Does "Snooki" rhyme with "cookie" or "kooky"? Or is there another unsuspected pronunciation?

On second thought, I don't really give a tin shit. Never mind.

[NewJeffCT]

12. I don't watch the show, either

but, I think it rhymes with Cookie.

[gratuitous]

14. Thank you

Now I'll at least use the right pronunciation should the subject ever come up. Right before I shoot myself.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

15. If it were Snööki, we might have some debate going on here

I don't watch the show, but I believe it's "Snooki" as in "Cookie" but with the umlauts you could build a case for a number of variations.

:rofl: