"I wish I could dance like___________."

[Blue-Jay]

fill in the blank


EDIT: You should add a photo like Sky Masterson did. That'll make the thread more interesting.

I'm going with Random Stormtrooper in a parking lot.

[Sky Masterson]

1. Fred Astaire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fizrfcAI13A

[Moondog]

2. Try this -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2W3t5u7cxs&feature=related

[Blue-Jay]

3. I didn't see any dancing.

[Moondog]

4. I think I posted before I saw your edit.

But it looks like you've got me covered ....

[Blue-Jay]

5. I live to serve.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. Like I was dancing for Mr. B

George Balanchine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBAq5vY9waU&feature=related

[Blue-Jay]

7. Look at the ass on that guy!

I'm straight, but I still want to grab it.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. bet you could bounce a quarter off it

:D

[Blue-Jay]

11. Fuck. You could bounce a brick off of it.

I bet he works out.

[Angry Dragon]

8. Elaine from Seinfeld

[Blue-Jay]

10. Somehow I get the impression that you're taking this thread seriously.

This Is Serious Thread!

[Angry Dragon]

14. Did you see Elaine dance on Seinfeld??

[kentauros]

12. "I wish I could dance like Tito Seif."

Raks Sharki

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6autbeh_tUk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8WwXbTu-4&feature=related

[Blue-Jay]

13. What the hell did I just watch?

He ain't no MC Hammer, that's for sure.

[kentauros]

15. Male Belly Dance

or Raks Sharki. (edit) Actually, that just means "Oriental Belly Dance". The proper term is Turkish: "Köçek" :D

Most people don't really know how much work belly dance requires or the dancers, nor do most care. They just want to watch, like me. But if I could move my body like that and had a lithe body like that ;) I'd have no problem at least attempting to learn it :)

But, since I'm guessing you're a guy and can't appreciate dancing other than the that of the storm-trooper type, here's the other kind of belly dance you'd probably for which you'd probably have greater appreciation :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aesgfwcuJAA

[Blue-Jay]

16. Men don't have bellies!

*looks down* Well... I don't dance with it, that's for damned sure.

[kentauros]

17. So, just go to the shows and enjoy the women doing it

:D

[siligut]

18. Shakira!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN72num2WUw&feature=related

And here, this one doesn't have any music, but that doesn't really matter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1YOHNHVg4E&feature=related

[kentauros]

20. She knows the proper movements.

I wonder how many of her fans know them or just think it's part of "modern dance"?

Here's another form, with wings!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rVncNpHtd8

[siligut]

21. Very beautiful, thank you

I don't know much about the proper movements myself, it is just nice to watch.

[Swede]

19. No one's looking.

[Blue-Jay]

22. I'm not looking. Give it everything you have.

Imagine you're listening to ska, and describe your best moves.

[GreenPartyVoter]

23. I'm gonna be serious with my answer and say, "Jeanine Mason."

[Brickbat]

24. Samwell.

[applegrove]

25. Madonna or lead singer of Jimeroquai. Or the Royal Winnipeg Ballet's Evelyn Hart.