Help! I'm being sniffed!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

I've noticed in the last several months, when I'm out walking my dog or going here and there that men are sniffing me. Always right when we are walking past each other and I hear either a loud sniff or a more subtle nasal inhalation. What is going on here? I've never been sniffed by a woman, that I know of. I don't stink or anything though I do look like something the cat dragged in. What the fuck is up with the sniffing?

[Angry Dragon]

1. Perhaps they just think you smell like the flower of springtime

[dawg]

2. I don't think I *sniff* women.

God, I sure hope I don't. But do you wear a fragrance? That could be it.

[jakeXT]

12. You don't need to inhale, it usually permeates a fairly large space.

If you want it or not, you will smell fragrance.

[MilesColtrane]

3. .

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

13. That reminds me of a joke

about a midget I learned in the 4th grade.

[siligut]

4. Maybe they are concerned they have some snot dripping and don't want you to see it?

I have a boyfriend who would smell my hair AND comment, but if these strangers are really doing that, it is rather odd. But a sort of sideways compliment too.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

5. I never look at men when I'm walking

NEVER. I'm not on the prowl and I don't want any glances to be seen as such. I don't think it really has anything to do with me. I think it's a man thing and I was hoping the guys of the lounge could explain it. Maybe they aren't even aware they are doing it. Maybe an unconscious manly reflex?

[siligut]

6. An unconscious manly reflex? :OD

:shrug: Maybe, I know they have a few of those. I hope you get an answer.

[redwitch]

7. You smell purty.

Men can't help it, you just smell purty.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

9. Wheeee

I know you smell purty, I've seen yer picture! Hubba hubba.

[redwitch]

10. Aw shucks.

:blush:

[WilliamPitt]

8. Coke addicts.

:)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

11. THE most plausible

scenario so far. I'm sure they get a gander at my mug and start jonesing.

[Sky Masterson]

14. Maybe European men can smell sexy?

:D

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

16. SHHHH

and the last four digits of your paypal account are 5309 right?

:rofl: sexy! :rofl:

[Sky Masterson]

18. And the first ones rhyme with

Ate sex heaven ;)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

19. Back in the day

when I was Jenny! O8)

[MissHoneychurch]

15. Maybe they have a cold

and sniff the whole time ...

[Blue-Jay]

17. Do you live in or near Boston?

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

20. Not really

why, what did you have in mind?

[Blue-Jay]

21. Nothing. Nothing at all.

[Moondog]

22. Pheromones. Causing normally unconscious parts of the

male brain to awaken, say huh? Whazzat? Sniff, sniff? Uhhhh .... And by the time the conscious brain kicks in you are already a couple of meters behind them and heading away.

So you've still got it.

It's your cross to bear, so to speak.