Man gets 8 months for pooping on floor,insulting cashier and stealing candy.

[Kaleva]

"The cashier said in court, “He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor, and pooped.” While he was going, he also insulted the cashier."

"After he had finished his business, he stole some candy and ran out of the store."

http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474979005500

[KamaAina]

1. So he gets eight months in the can?

:P

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

2. They should have hit him with...

a rolled up newspaper and rubbed his nose in it before sending him to the can

[Kaleva]

3. Hopefull he's serving time here where he can DANCE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXbfCQ6eV_I&feature=related

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

4. I've got what they call a bashful bowel

I can't even imagine using a public toilet, let alone squatting down in the middle of the cereal aisle and taking a shit whilst yelling at the cashier. Stealing candy and doing a runner afterward, priceless!

[LynneSin]

7. I was thinking the same exact way

I can't do that anywhere near another person.

[Initech]

5. Was he auditioning for the next Jersey Shore, perhaps?

[Ahpook]

6. We can't do that either?

I'll never be able to find my place in time:)

[Blue-Jay]

8. How many months had he only pooped?

I'm...uh...doing some research.

[meow2u3]

9. That gives crate traning a whole new meaning

When you gotta go, you gotta go! :evilgrin:

I guess because he couldn't use the can in the store, he'll be spending 8 months in the can. At least he won't be going #2 on the floor there. He acted like a dog; he'll be treated like a dog.

[MrScorpio]

10. In Socialist Sweden, the floor poops on YOU! nt

[Crystal Clarity]

11. Sound like something my dog would do

Well, except for the 'insulting the cashier' part. He's usually very polite to people. :D

[Bunny]

12. That's quite an accomplishment, but IMO he still doesn't compare to this guy:

http://www.salon.com/travel/diary/hest/1999/04/13/passenger

A few years ago on a United Airlines flight from Buenos Aires to New York, Gerard B. Finneran, an investment banker, went totally bonkers. Newspaper accounts said that after becoming intoxicated, Finneran demanded more alcohol from the flight attendants. When they refused, he began helping himself to the liquor supply. After being cut off a second time, he became visibly angry. He pushed one flight attendant (federal offense No. 1), verbally threatened another (federal offense No. 2), interfered with a third who was assisting a sick passenger (federal offense No. 3), then walked up to the first-class cabin, dropped his pants and defecated on a service cart in plain view of the passengers and crew. Then he stepped in his own feces and tracked it through the main cabin (federal offense Nos. 4, 5 and possibly 6).

Finneran was arrested upon landing in New York. He subsequently pleaded guilty to assault and was sentenced to two years probation. In addition, he was given 300 hours of community service and a $5,000 fine and was ordered to pay more than $50,000 in restitution to the airline and to reimburse fellow passengers for the price of their tickets. (Not surprisingly, Finneran's lawyer said his client was "ill" when he committed the now infamous in-flight atrocity.)

Messing up the beverage cart is like winning the Super Bowl of Inappropriate Public Crapping. I can't think of anything that would top that.

[Demoiselle]

15. The Super Bowl of Inappropriate Public Crapping?

}( :evilgrin: :toast: :applause: :rofl:

[Kaleva]

16. The airline should have charged the other passengers extra for the show.

[siligut]

13. Watch how this primate fakes out these women

so he can throw poop on them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg2AezJo8aQ

These articles about people defecating in public made me think of this video.

[undeterred]

14. My dog pooped on the floor, insulted me, and ate all the dog treats

and I apologized for being gone so long and took him for a walk. He says I'm on probation for 8 days.