MiddleFingerMom had the WORST luck in high school -- ALL his dates seemed to wear one of these.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Systematic Chaos]

1. I had no idea there were ATMs in the Middle Ages.

Learn something new every day!

:evilgrin:

[betharina]

2. ha! i was kinda freaked out when my husband and i first started fooling around and he removed mine

effortlessly with one hand in like a second. freaked out and kinda impressed. i wear one with like 4 or 5 hook and eye thingys.

[Skittles]

3. heck, all it takes is this to confuse men

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. HA!!!! And if you don't believe that women are the CRUELER sex...

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...explain why they will just let you go on searching and searching and searching and searching, etc.
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[Skittles]

7. aw fuck yes

it's hilarious :D

[gratuitous]

6. I've heard those are called "front close" brassieres

I always thought of them as "front open."

[nolabear]

5. How do you think they train bomb dismantlers?

[Joe Fields]

8. fortunately I always had these on hand...

[6000eliot]

9. What? You can't pick a lock?

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Well, I don't like to brag or nothin'... but, you know...

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At least, not while I'm excited. :blush:
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[marzipanni]

11. 43 years ago my brother's friend was back home near Boston during a break

from college in North Carolina. Apparently he had discovered that in 1968 the sexual revolution was a bit further along north of the Mason-Dixon line.
He complained to my brother and me that young ladies at his college wore too many layers! 'panties', pantyhose, girdles, slips, skirts! Did they do this on purpose? :( ? :o !