Woman who attacked cop with dildo claiming self-defense.

[edbermac]

A woman who made news for attacking a police officer with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" is claiming that she was acting in self-defense.

Carolee Bildsten was found by a police officer lying in the grass down the street from a Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee, Illinois last November. She told the officer that she had eaten at the restaurant but forgotten her wallet at home, and was heading back to get money to pay her tab.

The policeman drove Bildsten to her house in his squad car, and she went inside to grab her money. As TribLocal reported at the time, she told the officer her money was in her sock drawer, but opened the drawer and pulled out a sex toy instead. She "held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner," according to the police report.

Bildsten said she never attacked the officer with the sex toy. She just "instinctively raised it up in a defensive move." When asked why she chose the pleasure device to defend herself with, Bildsten said, "The only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo.'

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/26/sex-toy-attack-was-selfde_n_814306.html

I hope she gets off on this. :7

[Tobin S.]

1. I don't understand why the cop was in her bedroom.

[madinmaryland]

2. "The only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo.'

:o

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. When she raised it in a defensive move, she chipped one of her teeth with it...

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...causing reporters to BEG their legal departments
to allow them to refer to it as a "head" wound.
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[Swede]

4. "Don't move,I know how to use this!"

:shrug:

[bluedigger]

5. She should face a stiff penalty.

:)

[pokerfan]

6. She flagrantly violated

the penal code! :P

[Kaleva]

7. Same thing happened to me once with an butt plug.

Startled by the police officer while I was wandering around a motel parking lot late one night, I removed the plug from my ass and held it above my head in a threatening manner.

On a side note, I can never run for public office as there are just too damn many skeletons in my closet.:-)

[Richard Steele]

8. Is there such a thing as " Not Guilty by reason of being seriously entertaining"?

If I was on her jury, I'd vote for aquittal.