Once again, someone basically asked me, "You're a DUDE?!?!?!?"...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...although this one was asked nicely.
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I STILL get a kick out of the question.
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Here's an alternative explanation:
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(with a little help from David Byrne)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuMvkNDuOuQ&feature=fvst
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[YellowRubberDuckie]

1. You never disappoint...

LOL

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

Now, THAT'S hilarious!

Where do you get these???

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. My dear CaliforniaPeggy! That one I kinda "made"...

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...as the top two were a variant of the old "The difference
between how men and women view themselves in the mirror" and
in the bottom one, I combined the images in MS Paint.
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[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. That is damned clever of you!

I have MS Paint, but I have no clue as to how to use it...

NO CLUE.

Amazing is what you are!

:hug:

[solara]

3. heh..

:kick:

[rbnyc]

4. That was beautiful.

You are amazing.

[nolabear]

7. See Below:

:applause: :applause: :applause:

I can't even begin to imagine how you do this stuff. But as a consumer I'm content to sit back and...you know...consume.

[pacalo]

8. Ok, I admit I'm the one who thought you were one of these...

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but now I know for sure you're one of these...
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[Kaleva]

9. By your name, I thought you were a middle aged, bird flipping mom.

[pacalo]

10. That was partially the reason I got it wrong.

The other half of it was that I found MFM's humor & writing style were too much like...
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SoCalDem's, except for the ellipses.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

11. I'm still confused

Do we honor you on Mother's day or Father's day?

[chollybocker]

12. GLBTQMFM?

(I love David Byrne, from '77.)