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Dangerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 03:39 PM Original message |
My Mom wants me the read the bible again. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
1. Tell her that you only read nonfiction. |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
2. Tell her that. |
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May Hamm (244 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 05:01 PM Response to Reply #2 |
43. She's his MOTHER for goodness sake! |
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dropkickpa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-24-11 03:48 PM Response to Reply #43 |
50. It's equally offensive when it's family, mother or other. |
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May Hamm (244 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-24-11 07:59 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. You may think so but I do not agree. |
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dropkickpa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-25-11 10:53 AM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Point completely missed |
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May Hamm (244 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-25-11 02:31 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. Exaggerate is another word for lie |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
3. Your mom loves you and will have to come to terms with this. |
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theNotoriousP.I.G. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:07 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. thumbs up mom |
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madmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
5. I have found that if I try to force my kids to do something, they rebel that much harder, tell |
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Tikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
6. You could tell her that you will read.. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
7. You may have missed a lot of updates. |
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Curmudgeoness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
8. I would avoid all discussion of religion with her. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
9. I highly recommend reading this version: |
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blogslut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
10. I've read the bible a few times |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
11. First suggestion... Umm.... You know, just... |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:35 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. And rereading it, I realized I wasn't very specific about what you asked. |
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alphafemale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
12. So long as you go in knowing it's fiction...the bible can be seen as...well...interesting |
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Celeborn Skywalker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-26-11 12:34 PM Response to Reply #12 |
64. I don't think that singing version |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
14. How old are you? |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 12:41 PM Response to Reply #14 |
31. Tell Mother |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
15. I'd love to know if you're a teen or an adult. In my opinion the only way to approach this |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 04:57 PM Response to Original message |
16. You DO need to read it! |
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alphafemale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 03:41 PM Response to Reply #16 |
37. Exactly. It's actually a very helpful thing to be able to quote if you're an atheist. |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-25-11 09:10 PM Response to Reply #37 |
59. UPDATE: Tonight's final Jeopardy category... |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
17. Forcing yourself to believe in god is like forcing yourself to believe Santa is a real person |
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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 04:41 PM Response to Reply #17 |
40. But Santa Claus is real ... |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
18. Maybe she needs to read ALL of it again. |
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Tikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 06:37 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. +1 |
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Sequoia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
19. Some of the stories are fun to read. |
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Kaleva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
20. Why be steamed? Your mother can't force you to do anything unless you allow it. |
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elocs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
21. It's your mother. Take the calendar. Nothing fricking says you have to read it. |
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egressingsparrowdrop (222 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
23. Tell her this.... |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
24. Clearly you must become a scholar of Ezekiel and celebrate with colorful language. |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 09:03 PM Response to Original message |
25. I never bring up religion with my family, but if they do bring up religion I will debate with them. |
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amerikat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
26. She needs to see this. West Wing episode. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-25-11 10:20 PM Response to Reply #26 |
61. one of my favorite scenes and one I always think of when |
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OmahaBlueDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
27. I think you should read it |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
28. Ask her, "Which one," when it comes to deities. |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 10:18 PM Response to Original message |
29. Give her a copy of the Constitution. |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-11 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
30. I've read through the Bible at least three times |
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WildEyedLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
32. You're an atheist because some soldiers abused the Koran? |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 06:15 PM Response to Reply #32 |
44. I agree- very thin copout indeed. There's more to this than he's telling us. |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
33. Tell her you already read it once and didn't like it the first time.... |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
34. her house, her rules |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
35. If you can't read the Bible without becoming a Christian, you aren't a real atheist. |
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frogmarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
36. I'm an atheist and often read |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
38. how old are you? a simple thanks mom, kiss on cheek and go on with life. |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-24-11 02:14 PM Response to Reply #38 |
48. +1 Seriously. Sheesh. |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-24-11 02:58 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. I asked too and it's an important question. If Dangerman's a teen |
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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
39. Be sweet to your Mom. |
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May Hamm (244 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
41. That's a very big book there. Ought to take you many months to read. |
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haele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
42. Well, go to the skeptic's annotated Bible |
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udbcrzy2 (572 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
45. My mother gave up on me long ago |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-24-11 04:23 PM Response to Reply #45 |
52. Mine did on "spirituality," but... |
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kimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-23-11 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
46. Only you can know how to deal with this |
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Buddha2B (81 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-24-11 07:42 AM Response to Original message |
47. Dealing with parents is like playing a game. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-24-11 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
51. Ask her if it has gotten any better since the last time you read it. |
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semillama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-25-11 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
56. Tell her you're reading them as fast as R. Crumb can crank out the illustrated versions. n/t |
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pscot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-25-11 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
57. Lie |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-25-11 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
58. tell your mom |
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bookworm65t (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-25-11 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
60. I recommend the LOLCat Bible |
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AmyStrange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-25-11 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
62. Lots of UFO and ET sightings in there... |
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dembotoz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-26-11 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
63. don't chew on it--she might kill you |
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