What should Snooki's book be found under? (On-line poll)

[DainBramaged]

Classic Literature! Everyone is totally going to know about Snooki in the future, she is SOO FAMOUS!

Fiction! Maybe even science fiction with that orange glow she's constantly giving off.

Under the bookshelves, keeping them even, at best.

Self Help! "The Idiot's Guide to Selling Out"

Teen Paranormal Romance!

Voting results

Classic Literature! Everyone is totally going to know about Snooki in the future, she is SOO FAMOUS! 3.09% (749 votes)


Fiction! Maybe even science fiction with that orange glow she's constantly giving off. 10.4% (2,521 votes)


Under the bookshelves, keeping them even, at best. 62.38% (15,119 votes)


Self Help! "The Idiot's Guide to Selling Out" 16.12% (3,908 votes)


Teen Paranormal Romance! 5.73% (1,389 votes)


Tell us in the comments! 2.27% (551 votes)



Total Votes: 24,238


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[KamaAina]

1. The rest of the garbage in the dumpster

:P

[MilesColtrane]

2. It will be cited under Chapter 17 - Cultural Degradation in "The Rise and Fall...

of the American Empire".

[dawg]

3. it should be found under ...... my pillow!

she's just so dreamy! :puke:

[pokerfan]

4. South Park was mean to her

:rofl:

ETA:

According to Snooki's Twitter, she apparently took it quite well, writing: "Snooki want smoosh smoosh. im going to have nightmares tonight lmao!!! we've officially made it. goodnight my b***hes. <3."

[bluesbassman]

5. The parrot.

Seriously.

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. Zactly!

I can't believe we're killing trees so she can have a book. Trees deserve better than that.

[tigereye]

6. so many great writers and this is what they publish.

oh well.

[tabbycat31]

7. Tourism: How to turn people away from an otherwise great destination

And how to turn the people of a state against you.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. "Fiction! Maybe even science fiction with that orange glow she's constantly giving off."

Eeeeheeheeheehee.... :)

People who have friends, have friends who tell them "Pssst: You're orange."

[kimi]

10. I'm going to reveal my not inconsiderable ignorance here

But I've heard this term "Snooki" before - is this a person, place, or state of mind??

Perhaps none of the above??

I could Google, certainly, but I prefer to be edjimicated by DU :)

[bluesbassman]

11. Not ignorant , blessed really. She is a long lost Oompa Loompa relative.

Resident "guidette" of the "Jersey Shore" reality show. show.

Here, you may need some of this.

[Skittles]

12. it is a reality show fame whore

[Initech]

13. An entirely new category: WTF

[hobbit709]

14. In the kindling box next to the fireplace.

[Orrex]

15. "Why are you shaking the jungle all to pieces? cried the parrot,

who had never before seen a debutante. "What kind of animal are you, anyway?"

The little debutante said, "I don't know what kind of animal I am. I live all alone in the jungle. I dance and I kick--and I call myself Snooki. It's a good-sounding name, and it fits me, don't you think?"

"Maybe," answered the parrot, "but if it does it's the only thing that does fit you."



Children's literature, obviously.