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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:40 AM
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Some chick is looking at me funny in the library, I swear.
Edited on Fri Jan-14-11 11:41 AM by dawg
I'm just trying to get my groove on - checking out some hotties online, and this chick's giving me the stink-eye. She's pretty cute herself, but I wish she would just leave me alone!
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:48 AM
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1. Oh, so that's you?
Shoulda known it was a DUer. :rofl:
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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:48 AM
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2. Your shirt is inside out!
:D
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:59 AM
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3. Thanks, I'll fix that.
Gee, this library is popular.
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pintobean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 02:33 PM
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4. no dawgs allowed
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 02:34 PM
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5. Stop licking your eyebrows
:D
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 02:35 PM
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6. Put Your Damn Pants Back On
and she'll stop giving you the stink eye.
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Crystal Clarity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 03:11 PM
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8. Why do I have to continually repeat myself?
Pants are not necessary! Ask Pooh Bear or MFM. Geez!




:hide:
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 04:06 PM
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9. On the rare occasion that I feel the need ...
to put on a t-shirt while, simultaneously not wearing anything else, I refer to my attire as "Donald Duckin' it".
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Crystal Clarity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 04:25 PM
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11. LOL!
Thanks for the visual! You dirty dawg you! :rofl:
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 04:37 PM
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12. Pants on the ground!
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 02:42 PM
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7. Chicks are harmless, it's the roosters you need to worry about.
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 04:09 PM
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10. Is that a high-capacity mag in your pocket? Or ..are you just ...
no, wait, that's a question for a thread on GD or the Gungeon.

I got nothin'.

:hi:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 06:27 PM
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13. Check yer zipper-yer trouser mouse is peekin' out...
:blush:


mark
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 07:07 PM
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14. Library hook-up! Way to go, man. Word of advice though - when you head off to
find some secluded stacks, stay away from the children's section. The moms over there have no sense of humor about some things...
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