What are your pets nicknames? Mine: Monster "Monter", Twilight "Fatso" and Samantha "Sammy Sossa".

[applegrove]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. All of my cats have the same nicknames:

Kitty Buddy, Sweetie Kitty, Baby, Gato, You Fucking Cat.

[mopinko]

2. stink dogs. wooden head. piggy.

pooky, aka, to other, cruder, meaner members of the family, beg pardon, but bitch bird.

eta- barky mc wainright.

[MrsBrady]

3. 3 cats, 2 dogs

I guess I just use the cat's real names unless "dammit" is in front of it.

The dogs have nicknames though.

the border collie: Muppy Pup, Puppy, Fur Ball, Tough Guy, Fierce Puppy, Buddy, border collie, collie of border
better than lassie, best boy (this one is new as he's the only male animal in the house right now, apart from my husband)

the rescued and recovering pointer/german shepherd mix: 'wiggle butt' (her whole body wags :rofl: )
'mama' because she had had pups at some point
'goof ball' because she's still figuring out how to live in a house and be an inside dog

[sakabatou]

4. Yo-yo, Yo-yo-hime, Fatso, Plumps

A few others.

[WolverineDG]

5. "Bugs" or "Baby Bugs"

can't remember when or why I started nicknaming my cats that. :shrug:

dg

[bluedigger]

6. "Pre-clean"

I don't have a dishwasher...

[supernova]

7. Five Cats

Sid - alpha male = Sidster, my living plushy toy. He's a serious cuddle bug. :loveya:

Nancy - alpha female and Sid's sister. Tortie. Leather girl. Sometimes likes to play rough. SO imagines her as a biker chick and wants to get her a leather studded collar.

Ziggy Stardus - Grey with little white chest star. Sid and Nancy's love child. :eyes: Ziggs, Zigster. Alarm Clock. Also a plushy toy just like his daddy. Our special time is first thing in the morning. He loves to kiss me awake.

Penolope. Paranoid small delicate-looking tuxedo. Miss Priss. Sid's best GFF.

Jay Gatsby - Grey with white tummy stray that we took in at the beginning of last fall. He was very distant at first but is a total lap hog now. :rofl: Gatz, Gatster. They other kitties just love him and we do too.

[progressoid]

8. poopzilla, her highness, and pita (pain in the ass)

[Oceansaway]

9. Whoopie=Whoopster or

Lil Baby Girlfriend...

[Tikki]

10. Tik-a-lito, Sneaky Tikki, Sulu, Miss and Missy..

daddy calls her rat dog. He loves her very much. He assumes
she doesn't understand the meaning of his words. :(

Tikki

[sarge43]

11. Lilly of the field, the operators, air head, nutso. n/t

Macaw: Captain

Parakeets: Menace and Whitey

Cockatiels: Vern and Spaz

[brendan120678]

12. Our Black & Tan Hound's real name...

is Reece, but we always call him "Reeses Pieces," because of his colors.

[NightWatcher]

32. Our Reeces is called Blinker Butt in winter cause his wagging tail hitting his jacket

makes a sound like a turn signal. Tick tick tick tick

[stuntcat]

13. 4 cats-

Percy's nickname is Hank. Putty's nickname is Coco or Poodward. The two feral sisters we brought in last year are just nicknamed "Sissy"

Tonka who died last year was nicknamed Mr Tuggles because he was such a good snuggler.

[madmom]

14. One cat..three different nics...

Hubby calls him goomba, daughter calls him cat-ass, I call him meatloaf.

[XemaSab]

15. I have three dogs

Pippi is called Pip or Pipster.

Bailey is called Bee, Beester, Little Fat Guy, Bee-Boy, Bee-Lee, Little Bee, and variations on that theme. (He's a 125 pound springer spaniel. :o )

Maddy was originally named Madeline Matilda, but then we started calling her Matanuska, Matooska, Tooska, and Toosk. Then one evening my mom called her Mockingbird, so she also gets called Mocker from time to time.

[Faygo Kid]

16. Every cat is a seb.

Been that way for 30 years.

Dogs no longer with us were nicknamed Pooper or Pooperidge Farms, Bunny Rabbit (half pit bull), Mayor McBeeb, Kreetur.

Pets are normal. People are weird.

[old mark]

17. Our dog (Corey) is called Peanut because he is huge , our cat (Lillian) is usually called

something obscene or derogatory...she likes to puke on cloth covered objects, like chairs and our bed...


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[lillypaddle]

18. Many ...

Sally: Sassy Sally, Sally Wally Woo, Sally Jo, Sally Josephine

Coco: Coco bean, Pokie Cokie, Cokie Pokie (I'm very original)

[lifesbeautifulmagic]

19. One of my cats is named Alice

but we call her Anna Nicole, if that gives you any idea. :)

[BlueIris]

20. Kitties: Munchkin, Whack Job, and Worst Cat Ever. I sometimes call the pooch Dogalicious.

I like insipid nicknames.

[IDemo]

21. "Chewy" - she has a vague resemblance to Chewbaca

and likes to vocalize in a warbling manner.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

22. Sir Barksalot

and Mr Muddy Paws
Edit to add: he is a std poodle and turned 10 yrs old yesteday

[Contrary1]

23. No nicknames, since their given names serve as such...

From the litter I rescued over 10 years ago:

BT...Boy Tabby
Baby...Tiny little female, still is after 10+ years.
Noogie...Because his coloring reminds me of nougat.
Elvis (Short for Elvis Purrsley)...He's the King, and the others know it.

And then there's:

Toody...stands for 2 days, which is how long the hubby gave me to find her a new home 2+ years ago. :rofl:
GiGi...Garage Girl, that's where she likes to spend her time.
Stumpy...showed up on my deck 9 years ago with a broken femur.

And my ferals:

Scarlet...because she had so many litters before I had her neutered that even the vet said she had "been around the block several times".
Tommy...just your typical yellow tabby.
Checkers...A black and white male calico.

Still hoping to trap the last 2, cause the last thing I need in my life is more kitties.

[Kablooie]

24. Dog, Cat, Rat and Philosophere Elucidor III ( a goldfish)

[femmocrat]

25. Ours have a lot of nicknames:

Bailey = Beez, Beezer, Mr. B
Roxie = Miss R, Princess, Her Highness
Puppy = Lulu, Lou, Miss K, Cookie, Spunky, and of course, You Little Sh*t

[hobbit709]

26. Jake the Flake

The Devious And Conniving Little Weasel

Rusty is my 3-legged gimp dog.

[DBoon]

27. "smokey" aka "booger"

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[kentauros]

28. "Motormouth"

His given name is Kipper, but when I'm home, it's nonstop yowling. I need to get him a phone :P

[PJPhreak]

29. Well,

Timber = Marmaderp.
Luna = The Mouth.
Cosmo = Tootise Roll with Feet.

[pink-o]

30. I have a Bombay who's so dark she just looks like a splotch in pix

So she gets Rory (for Rorschach), Negative Space, Black Hole, Anti-Matter, Vortex, and Biter Bitch.

The last for what she does, not for what she looks like!

[kedrys]

31. Almost too many to count - and each cat knows which goes with who

A small sampling of the ones currently in use:

Evie: The Princess, None More Black, Ms. Gretzky, Death From Above, Nemesis, Eyes In The Carpet, Little Demon, Psychotic Furball

Socrates: 'crates, Socky Feets, Biggie Fries, Dr. Jones, Spelunk, Dr. Claw, Elephant, Leviathan

Plato: BP (stands for either Big Plato or Bottomless Pit), Platosaurus Rex, Aquatread, Mr. Mitts, Dr. Paw, The Aloof, Platonicus

Quark: Dave The White (or just Dave), The Piddler, Ouch!, Mr. Lovely, Sausage!, Velcro, Barky, Leggo

Neutrino: Little Bit, MeiMei, Mui Kung Fu Master, Squirrel!, Trini

:)

[Richard Steele]

33. My cat's nicknames are more ordinary than their official titles. "Wee Unit A" is called 'Weenit'....

...."The Fearless Tidbitten" answers to 'Tidbit',
"Seven of Four" thinks her name is 'Chubbs' because
that's what my niece calls her when she drops by,
and "Doctor Sinatra" thinks his name is "stop doing that".

Our newest addition is a huge shaggy misshapen & battle-scarred
beast of a tomcat that I have named "FrankenButt".
and we just refer to him as 'Frankie'.


And "BUCK, the Seldom-Seen North American Fur-Bearing Peanut Turtle"
generally just answered to the name 'Buck' when he was here,
G*D rest his soul.

[lunatica]

34. Klinker, tink-a-link, tink, sorehead, all derivatives of Kalinka

Tana, banana, derivatives of Montana. When I talk to her I say "Tana, tana, montana, banana" and she licks my face the whole time.

[GoneOffShore]

35. Singha - aka Stinker or Madame, Old Lady Cat (she's 14)

Katie - Little cat, Monkey cat, Kitten-who-thinks-of-murder, Miss Katie

[AsahinaKimi]

36. Mine is

Buzzy, Buzz, fuzzybuzz, buddy, buzz~buzz, Mr.Kitty

[safeinOhio]

37. Her name was Bitch Kitty at the home

I rescued her from. As part of her rehab, I tell her she is not a bitch, just very assertive.

[nadine_mn]

38. We have lots of names we use - fat ass, lazy ass, baby...

Our two eldest dogs passed away - one last year and the other the year before and they were our babies:

Ed - was a collie mix my husband rescued before we met - although she was female her name was Ed. So her nicknames were Eddie-girl, Fat Ass (she was starved as a puppy so she was a good eater with us)

Lienie was my baby - a black lab mix - he loved to play catch: Baby, Little man, Lienie-ball


Our other two dogs -
Jasmine is a black lab mix - her names are Jazz, Jasmina (Jasmeena), whore (awful - but she lays on her back with all her lady parts on display - we only say that to her when no one else is around)

Durango - a german shepherd - Little D, D, Rango


Our cat Scout is called Killer (he has quite a few kills of mice and rabbits), kitty, chunka


All together we just call them Kids rather than rattling off their names.

[meow2u3]

39. My cats' nicknames

Max: Mad Max, Kittenus Maximus, Mr. Giant, Mr. Big, Kittenus Rottenus, Circus Maximus, Kittenus, etc.

Ruby: Mrow-Mrow, Ruby Duby, Ruby Tuesday (nicknamed by a former neighbor). Her Meowjesty (she's Max's mom and a "dethroned queen, a.k.a., spayed female).