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Edited on Wed Dec-15-10 12:26 AM by SwampG8r
st peter says"whoever has the best story gets in the other two can go to hell" the first man says "i came home early from work and i heard wild sex sounds coming from the kitchen,so i ran back there expecting to finally catch my wife with her boyfriend. she was alone but the window was open and when i looked out i saw a guy a floor under me hanging on the balcony. so i threw the plants from my balcony at his hands til he fell off but he landed on a bushy tree and was gonna be ok...i was so mad i grabbed the refrigerater and threw it over the balcony on top of the bastard and crushed him...then i had a heart attack and died..."
"pretty fuckin good story" st peter says high fiveing the first guy "you got a ways to go to top that one but go ahead"
the second man says "i was in my penthouse with my mistress and i must have had too much cognac because when i went onto the patio to use the gym equipment i was thrown over the railing by the treadmill.as i hurtled toward the rapidly approaching ground i started to grab balcony railings until i got a good grip on one and was able to stop my fall.while i took a breath before throwing myself onto the balcony and safety a man on the next floor up appeared and began shouting obsceneties and throwing potted plants at my hands.he hit me several times and i lost my grip.i was saved when i landed on a bushy tree and was relatively unharmed,laying flat and trying to catch my breath.then i looked up and i saw a refridgerater falling on top of me....the rest you already know"
"niiiiiiiice story" st peter said "ok number 3 ,your turn"
the third guy says "i was in a refrigerater,naked ,minding my own business....."
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