On second thought, mailman who delivered the mail naked thinks it may not have been a great idea

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http://www.whitefishbaynow.com/news/111814504.html

Whitefish Bay

Updated: Naked postal worker takes customer service to nude level

Posted: Dec. 14, 2010 1:34 p.m. |

A male postal worker was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior after walking naked into an office to deliver mail in the 300 block of West Silver Spring Drive, at 1:10 p.m. Dec. 4.

Chris Baltz, manager of the North Shore Post Office, said the matter is being handled internally and the department is working with law enforcement. The employee is not out delivering mail, he said. snip

The 52-year-old Fox Point man, who was arrested at the North Shore Post Office, 5600 Lydell Ave., on Dec. 9, admitted he had delivered the mail completely naked and that he was sorry and it was a stupid thing to do.

[rurallib]

1. I just don't know how the Onion can survive

in a world that seems to be running in satire mode these days.

[struggle4progress]

2. Before everybody blows this all out of proportion, I'd like to say in my own defense

that I did check the postal manual first, and I didn't find anything anywhere in there saying that this is against the regs

It's true that I used poor judgment: early December really isn't all together ideal tanning weather here on the eastern shores of Lake Superior, and I probably should have realized that when I was out in the blowing snow, but I've learned my lesson

OK?

[Withywindle]

3. Northern Wisconsin, in December?

I'm guessing frostbite might have been a factor in his "not a good idea" revelation.

[struggle4progress]

4. Not northern Wisconsin but balmy southern Wisconsin

[Withywindle]

5. Balmy!

Yup, southern, I'm wrong.

Still, it's 6 F in Dixieland Chicago right now. My point still stands. :D

[struggle4progress]

7. 6 is nice. I went skinny dipping with friends at 16 below once. Nobody complained.

After we got out of the water and dried off, we were all just as happy as if we had good sense

[sarge43]

9. The temperature posted with the article was 7F.

Darwin Award candidate.

"Cold enough to freeze the balls off a naked postman."

[Lucian]

6. I'm assuming he had a lot of shrinkage...

considering it was in WI in December.

[WillParkinson]

8. Yes, it's true...

The package he was carrying shrunk drastically.

[Bucky]

10. Wisconsin in 9 degree weather? Wow, I'll bet he was frozen to the bone!

[meow2u3]

12. He was frozen to the bone, all right

In more ways than one! :rofl:

[Blue_Tires]

11. he forgot the most important part of the stunt:

1: Cut a hole in a box

2: Put your junk in that box

3: Make her open the box