***It's BullGooseLoony's 5000th Post EXTRAVAGANZA!***

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Welcome!

Yes, that's right! For those of you that remember my 1,000th Post Extravaganza, this party promises to be even more debaucherous and raucous than the last one! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Yes, I've really gone all out, this time. Last time was SO tame.

Booze all around!

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

There's only one rule at this party: No Crack-Smoking. Everything else is fair game. Oh- and don't bang into the turn-table. MAJOR party-foul, man.

Alright, now that we've got that out of the way, have a look at some of the depraved activities on tap. There's mud-wrestling:





And midget tossing:



Whoooohoooooooooooooooooooooooo!

And if you want to get into the REALLY sick stuff, just head on through these beaded curtains:



but you have to sign a waiver first. BullGooseLoony bears no responsibility for any of the goings-on behind those curtains. But, don't worry, we have a licensed proctologist on the premises.

Oh...not interested in that room, yet? Well, hey...have some more booze! Down the hatch!

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Of course, if you prefer a more psychedelic trip we've also got some of the sticky-icky indica...:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: Awwww yeah don't choke now. :hippie:

Hey, I heard some celebrities might be showing up...Yeah! Look over there...it's J-Lo!



And there's Michael Jackson!



(Crap- Keep him away from the midgets- we're only renting them.) I think he showed up with this guy:



Hey, buddy, have a beer! :toast: Where's my Speak and Spell?

And...whoa....is that who I think it is? It is...it's fucking Gandhi, man!! NICE!!



Only his head made it, though...weird. I love you anyway, man! And that's NOT just the booze talkin! You ROCK!! Hey, Mahatma...watch out for that creepy guy in the corner...

:freak:

I don't know what the hell he's doing, but he might be 5-0. :wtf: Seriously, man. He stole the donuts out of my pantry.

Alright, folks...it's been grand. Thanks for showing up to my party...but I'm feelin pretty wasted, and I think I'm gonna go pass out. I'm leaving Mahatma in charge.

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow mornin.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[proud patriot]

1. Party til you puke

:headbang: and then some more

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3. Hee hee, watch your feet...I ain't the only one

:)

[TSIAS]

2. Congrats, my friend

:toast:

Taylor

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4. Thank you sir...

You're a helluva midget-tosser...glad you enjoyed yourself. :)

[Kathleen04]

5. Haha...too funny

Congrats on 5000 posts!! :)